Hello, I love your Saltburn Felix fics!!! 🌹
I’ve got a request for Felix x reader if you feel inspired by the idea. The reader is a friend of Venetia’s who comes to stay with them, develops a crush on Felix, & to pass the summer they all sometimes pull pranks on each other. One night Farleigh locks the reader out of her room & Venetia isn’t opening hers so she makes her way to Felix’s who happily let’s her in but also gives her more than just a warm bed for the night
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absolutely adored writing this, y'all are so creative. love you all!
⟡⁺ LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN
. . . FELIX CATTON X FEM!READER ‘cause your sex takes me to paradise’
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✦ ﹒your stay at saltburn has been plagued with relentless pranks to pass the time, one in which drives you straight to felix's doorstep.
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✦ ﹒smut ﹐reader is shy asf ﹐praise kink ﹐the household driving each other insane ﹐i missed writing everybody's dynamic
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It won’t be that bad, Venetia said. The boys won’t bother you. You had believed her soon enough, deciding it wouldn’t be that bad to stay with her and her family in their estate during the summer.
That is until a prank war erupted.
“Farleigh, I’m going to fuckin’ murder you.” Venetia’s holler rang out throughout the halls of Saltburn that evening. Her bare feet stomped through the floors, leaving wet prints in her wake as she burst into her perpetrator's room.
You hovered behind her. Eyes rounded and watering with effort, you had coughed back a laugh at the sight of her typically platinum strands dyed a faded, radioactive green. You witnessed before your eyes that the others lacked that same composure. Farleigh burst out in exclamation, whilst Felix and Oliver — whom Venetia titles behind his back “Felix’s new toy” — doubled over, cackling at the sight.
Thankfully, the dye was temporary, or blood would’ve been shed in Saltburn that night. Instead, in its wake, it had broken out into endless days of pranks. How else was one supposed to pass one’s time in the castle of the house you were residing in?
In that time, you had grown acquainted with the Catton family (and Oliver). At first, you were somewhat hesitant, preferring to stick by Venetia. But with the introduction of the stunts pulled on one another, you had no choice but to step out of your comfort zone. Especially when Venetia hung up your lingerie outside of your window for all of Saltburn to see, moving the others to do the same with their own scandalous garments.
Little did you know, it came in handy that night. More handy than you could ever imagine.
It was late at night. You had accompanied the others and taken a night swim, with a swig of alcohol or two. You were more than ready for bed. Towel tucked around your frame, you shuffled down the dimmed corridor towards the room you were staying in for the summer. Your hair was scarcely blow-dried. You blew out a puff of hair in front of your tired eyes as you tried the door handle, only to find it was locked.
You wiggled the handle once, twice, then three times only to discover that somebody had locked you out of your room. And then you thought it was too late for pranks.
“Fuckin’ hell,” you cussed under your breath.
You dragged your feet, slightly pissed off at the fact you were unable to head to bed at this time of the hour. You approached Venetia’s room, which was one door down. Palm on the door handle, you tried it, to see it was also locked.
“Venetia,” you called out, voice echoing throughout the hall.
Spying through the crack in the door, it was completely dark in her room. After a few beats of silence, you pressed against the handle again. Concluding that Venetia was knocked out completely, you turn away.
With nothing more than a towel around your shoulders, billowing at your feet like a ghost, you stalked the quiet halls of Saltburn. A shiver jolted down your spine at the deathly atmosphere. You knew there were a few more spare rooms on the other side of the estate, but you weren’t completely sure where. You aimlessly walked around in the shadows for what seemed to be minutes, maybe even an hour, before you spied illumination at the end of the corridor.
You sped up the pace, feet hitting the floor. Speaking to one of the guys about this was unnecessarily embarrassing, but you truly had no choice.
There was a visible hesitation in your movements as you stood in front of the room at the end of the hall. You raised a single fist to the door. Blowing out a breath through your cheeks before you knocked, the sound alone reverberated throughout the length of the otherwise empty foyer.
There was a shuffle or two from inside the room in question, the doorknob giving a warning rattle before the door itself swung open. Felix took up the majority of the doorway as he stared down at you, a velvet robe messily tied around his towering frame. “Oh, [Y/N]. That’s your name, right?” He wasn’t intending to hide the note of surprise as he recognised you through the shadow of darkness you were practically camouflaged into. “Is everything alright?”
It was at that moment that you realised how utterly ripped Felix was. In the soft glow of his bedroom behind him, the light highlighted the ripple of muscle that the fabric of the robe tightened around. Crescendoing at his chest, which would be delving into the garment at his shoulders. Serving as a tease to your eyes.
Felix raised an eyebrow at your silence, prompting you to respond.
It was an effort to stop yourself from staring further at his man-tits. “Uh. Yeah. Someone locked me out of my room,” you fumbled to explain, pointing an awkward thumb back towards the dark corridor you had stumbled from.
“So you walked all the way here?”
You paused. Yeah, you kind of did. “Venetia wasn’t opening her door.”
Felix hesitated for a second, looking at you with some sort of twisted pity for your situation. Before he proceeded to step aside, revealing the entirety of his room. It was cluttered, in a charming way. A four-poster bed frame in blue, with a handful of clothes tossed over the top. A velvet-trimmed couch, cornered with a coffee table that held a glass of half-drunken scotch. The lamp by Felix’s bed sourced the room’s illumination.
“Well, are you going to come inside?” The hue of his voice dragged you from the wide-eyed examination of your surroundings. Felix had moved from the doorway to the side of his bed, where he sipped the remaining substance in the glass.
You stepped through. “Oh, I was just wondering if I could get my room unlocked.”
Felix looked at you over the drink in his clasp. He laughed. Like, actually laughed. Then his face abruptly fell at the blank look you gave in turn, he rose to his feet. “You’re serious? You think I’m gonna turn you away?”
“Never really said that.”
Your words went unanswered. Felix peered down at you, the sharp hinges of his face illuminated by the lamp behind him. His eyes flickered downwards, further towards your body. You could’ve flushed at the attention, but instead, you felt a brewing heat blossom at your cheeks at the realisation you were in nothing but a towel.
“Why not sleep here tonight?” Felix decided at once, eyes lingering on the fluffy material covering the entirety of your physique. “There’s clothes ova’ in the drawer there.”
You looked down, clutching the fabric to your body. The fact Felix was so willing to wave away your requests was a little annoying, but what else could you do?
“Okay,” you murmured, before turning to shuffle toward the set of cabinets he referred to. Felix was scary to you, yet he was very, very attractive. Which was a scarier combination.
You pulled out a drawer, before plucking out a shirt and a pair of shorts too big for your liking. Glancing over your bare shoulder, you spied Felix sitting on the farthest side of the bed. Back facing you, there was a cigarette in his mouth now. He was preoccupied enough for you to change without a prevalent worry, leaving you dressed in a shirt that covered your knees and a pair of shorts you had to roll at your hips.
Felix tapped the drug stick in his fingers on a nearby ashtray, raising his head at the sound of the drawer thudding shut. He watched as you folded up the material of the towel between your hands, placing it aside to return the next morning.
”You smoke?” he inquired, nudging the open pack of cigarettes towards you. Felix asked a lot of questions, and the attention was something that made you feel hot in a plethora of ways.
You crossed your arms over your chest. “A little.”
Felix peered at you expectantly, causing you to step forwards to grab one of the cigarettes in the pack. You only smoked with Venetia, but you guessed both of the Catton siblings had a similar indulgence in things that could kill them.
You watched as Felix snatched a lighter from the coffee table a few feet before them, flicking it open. A flame hissed in the air, illuminating the rough skin of his hands as he pointed the device towards the end of your cigarette. It caught aflame, positioning you to bring the drug stick to your lips.
Inhaling, you felt the familiar, addictive buzz it gave. It caused you to feel a little more relaxed in Felix’s presence, although the intense look in his eyes as he stared at you left you ever so flushed.
”You don’t say much, do you?” Felix observed.
You blew a mouthful of smoke into the air. “Is it that obvious?”
“A little.”
You mustered up the guts to glare at him.
Felix only laughed, cigarette fumes billowing from his nostrils. The sheets underneath the both of you crinkled, he had somehow shuffled an inch closer towards you. Until your knees were practically touching and you felt high off of your nerves alone.
”You know, you don’t look half bad in my things,” he proceeded to compliment you, raking his gaze from your eyes downwards until he lingered upon the curve of your legs.
Before you could string a heap of words together in a half-fumbled response, Felix reached down to grab the bottom of his shirt at your torso. He tugged down the thick fabric until it covered the bulge of your knee.
The movement felt oddly intimate, especially when Felix raised his stare to meet your own.
You lowered your head, suddenly flustered. Your cigarette lay dormant in your hand. “Thanks.”
You felt a rough palm holster onto the line of your jaw, forcing your eyes back upward. The pad of Felix’s thumb absentmindedly raked the suppleness of your lower lip, sending a shockwave of warmth to bolt down your entire body. You froze in place, suddenly unsure of what to exactly do in this situation. But before you were able to make up your mind, Felix leant in.
And he kissed you.
Kissing Felix was like kissing anybody. But a certain power drove behind the sloppiness of his lips and the hunger of his motions. You regained movement, unable to help yourself but to kiss him back. You could taste the distant hues of scotch in his breath, and you were certain he could make out the bitterness of cigarette smoke on yours.
Felix’s hand met the curve of your hip, drawing you in until you discovered yourself perched up on his lap. The robe he wore did little to hide the girth of his cock that pressed against the velvet fabric. Venetia had told you how thick he was, but you had brushed that aside, slightly unsure why your best friend knew how big her brother’s dick was.
You tilted your neck back, inviting Felix to move his mouth from your lips towards the column of your throat. He pulled himself back momentarily to speak. “So, you’re a virgin, yeah?”
A small smile perked at the corner of your lips, and you pressed your palm further against the centre of his chest. You had to admit, you were slightly distracted by the feel of his erection against you. ”You think so? Well, I’m sorry to disappoint.”
Felix dipped his head to stifle his laugh. The hand that was propped at the curve of your hip moved to the dip of your ass, squeezing it somewhat.
“Surprised?”
“Yeah, kinda. You seem like the virgin type, excuse me. It’s cute, though. I like it,” Felix continued to ramble onwards like he typically did, looking deep into your eyes. “I like you.”
Then his lips were on yours again, and you had no other thought.
As Felix’s lips moved against your own, you felt the pad of his fingers slip underneath the fabric of your shorts. Teasingly. It was clear what his intentions were, and your stomach fluttered at the thought. Especially as his lips pulled back from your own, moving towards your ear. Warm breath fanning. “I wanna to be able to fuck you, [Y/N]. Could I do that? Could I fuck you senseless?”
You fidgeted with the muscle of his chest, palm pressed against the centre. You glanced up at him, staring at him through your eyelashes. “I’d let you do anything to me, Felix.”
The words you had articulated caused a foreign heat to alight in his eyes. His hands clutched the curve of your hips before he raised you from his lap to the underneath of his Herculean body. Your back pressed against the soft belly of the comforter of Felix’s bed with his length straining along your clothed entrance.
The two of you both fumble simultaneously to loosen your respective garments until Felix’s cock began to enter you. You groaned with effort as you adjusted to his girth.
“You doin’ alright, darling?” Felix checked in, he was only a few inches in. “Need me to stop?”
You shook your head, almost desperate to soothe the burn of arousal in your abdomen. “I can handle it.”
“Good girl.”
Without another word, Felix pushed the rest of his length inside of you. He had fit you perfectly, filling you to the brim. It took you a few moments to adjust before he began to move. The sound of your wetness squelching around him bounced against the walls. You curved into him, soft gasps escaping you.
Felix felt otherworldly inside of you, the muscle of his dick pressed against your clenched walls. Hitting against your G-Spot, he began to thrust in and out inside of you, stealing a rather strangled moan from the depths of your throat.
Before you could make any other noise, Felix pressed the saucer of his palm against your mouth. Stifling anything that would follow. “Shh, Ollie’s asleep next door. We don’t wanna wake him up now, do we?”
Felix only removed his hand when you nodded, fingers lingering by your lower lip before he continued to pound inside of you. His pace merely quickened by the second. Even Felix was unable to hold back the soft grunts that slipped from him as he gripped onto the vicinity of your hips, moulding himself into you.
No matter how good of a fuck Felix was, it was obvious his cock had a mind of its own. You could feel it twitch inside of you, even as that familiar pressure built at the base of your spine.
“[Y/N],” Felix grunted under his breath.
And with a couple more thrusts, Felix pulled his length from your wetness with a pop. His girth collapsed upon your abdomen before he came all over your bare stomach. You were quick to reach down to drag your fingers around his cock, helping him to ride out his orgasm.
But Felix wasn’t to forget about you, was he? He was quick to replace his length with his fingers. Which he pumped in and out of you repeatedly. “Is this good for you, sweetheart?”
“Oh, fuck, yes,” you moaned aloud, suddenly careless of whoever was asleep next door. A part of you hoped you would be loud enough to wake up Venetia who slept on the other side of the estate. “Felix, right there.”
Felix lowered his head, plastering his lips against your neck. “Good girl, I want to feel your pussy cumming around my fingers. Okay? Can you do that for me?”
You sang his praises as he pressed the pad of his fingers against a spot that made your head spin. “My God, yes.”
Without another word, you felt yourself reach your climax. Your hips stuttered, and you absentmindedly arched yourself against Felix’s hand. Walls clenching around the length of his fingers, you gasped and spluttered as wave after wave of pleasure smashed into you completely. Leaving you to be a shaking, trembling mess.
Felix pulled his fingers from your cunt, bringing them to your lips. He watched as you sucked on his fingers, tasting yourself. “You’re so fucking hot. That’s the loudest I’ve ever heard you.”
You merely smiled around his digits, suddenly at a loss for words. But before you could compose yourself to respond, the door burst open. You immediately turn your head, caught off guard by the sudden sound.
“Fi, you think we should unlock her door now or what?”
Farleigh stood in the doorway, illumination catching onto his many coils. His face turned into one of realisation at the sight of you and his cousin so vulnerable on the top of his bed. Surprise flittered his dark eyes before a grin broke his lips.
He whistled at your bare form. “Looking good, honey.”
Felix snatched his shirt from above your head to cover your exposed breasts. “Farleigh, you know you should’ve knocked.”
Farleigh doesn’t look apologetic in the slightest. Instead, he turned upon his heel and began to return to the penumbra of darkness he had come from. “Maybe lock your door next time, and stop being so damn loud.”
Cheeks flushed, you turned your head to see Felix grinning down at you. He took amusement in the fact Farleigh walked into the both of you. And perfectly unaware that you hadn’t missed what his cousin stated in the first place.
“So, were you going to wait after you fucked me to tell me you were in on it?”
Felix paled.
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