#sinful 7

[dissonant-aria]

Facebook MtG players always seem SO mad that Crusade got banned despite the fact that a better version has existed for 13 years and Crusade has been unplayable since like 2002.

Like I know you dont play 2HG enough to care about pumping someone else's creatures, and plot twist: Crusade is unplayable there too!

Also there is always confusion as to WHY it is banned:

❌️ Banned for referencing and/or buffing white creatures (Honor of the Pure is legal)

❌️ Banned for referencing a religion (Army of Allah and Wrath of God are legal)

❌️ Banned for Christian imagery (Fasting and Preacher are legal)

✅️ Banned for referencing an act of Racial/Religious extermination (Cleanse and Jihad are banned)

(The real question is how the fuck Tivadar's Crusade, a card that is SUPER antisemitic, is still legal)

[sweet-dignity-pegususgirl]

S7 Boil Tea

Avanti: Which one of you were gonna tell me tea tastes different when you put it in hot water?

Femi: {Spits out her tea} You’re putting it in cold water? 

Jade: Avanti, answer the question, Avanti 

Avanti: Yeah, I thought for 5 years that people put in hot water speed up the tea-ification process. Didn’t realize that there was an actual reason 

Jade: You don’t have the patience to put it in the microwave for 3 minutes? 

Minnie: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? 

Jade: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove? 

Minnie: It takes LESS than a minute 

Jade: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking SUN???!!!! 

Minnie: How long does it take for you to a cup of water on a stove? 

Jade: Like 7 minutes 

Minnie: Just stick the mug on top of the stove at medium heat! It boils in like 2 minutes. Less than that, and you use a sauce pan 

Jade: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove on medium heat? Your stove is enchanted 

Laine: Every single person in this place is fuckin lunatic 

Keisha: Does NONE of you own a fucking KETTLE? 

Avarice: {on the side drinking his bourbon}