i would DEFINITELY read the jan abducted by aliens and probed fic 👀
I really went, just kidding! Unless? And y’all came through. Alright. I’ll write it. But who do we want to be the alien? Purple people eater Jackie? Weird alien Crystal (I know I said I am bad at writing her and I am. But I think I could make her work as an alien more than as her more ‘canon’ self)? Orange lesbian alien Rosé?