#sir bubbles

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❝Why did you take us to a gay bath house?❞

Youngjae glanced up sheepishly from where he was folding his clothes and putting them in a cubicle. It wasn't his idea originally. He saw an ad on the internet and the first person that cropped up to bring was Daehyun. So after an hour of convincing, several days later they find themselves at the said gay bath house.

"I thought it'd be an interesting venture?" He replied, an unconvinced lilt to his voice. "Lighten up, it's just like soaking in the bath tub--" Although it really wasn't. "Just with more people and less bubbles and a lot more homosexuality? Not that we aren't gay enough, I mean."

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All the texts. And you'll be kind to refrain your weird urges. Leave my cheeks alone.

But they look so squishy and— {/huffs}

✉ for an 2 AM text

[send to: babe] if i decided to head over there right now just because i felt like it would you let me

[send to: babe] oh look im already on my way wake up you jerk and eat ice cream with me

✘ for an unsent text

[send to: babe] i wanted to say sorry just as soon as i punched you but i couldnt

{/message deleted}

[send to: babe] also id totally tap your ass

{/message deleted}

☠ for a threatening message

[send to: babe] jung daehyun i swear to god if you dont fess up ill punch your other cheek

[send to: babe] youre the only person who knows about the lime ice cream in my fridge

[send to: babe] please explain to me why there was suddenly a lack of said ice cream in my freezer when i got back you are so dead to me

❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[send to: babe] about those kisses i owe you for punching your cheek, would you care to collect up on them now

[send to: babe] i am also quite willing if you prefer something other than kisses

[send to: babe] my mouth is very versatile you dont even know

♣ for a drunk message

[send to: babe] i pkued al ovr mself icna t walkk pls tkaeme hooooom ee dehuynniiieeeee!!! sraangheoayooo!! <###

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AND DON'T YOU DARE COMMENTING.

... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT-- I see a fish and several cats. And myself-- but that's not included, is it?

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Just try.

What am I supposed to be looking at here?

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Do you know what comes first when you type sir bubbles in that tumblr search bar thingy up there?

... No--?

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I hate you.

... You have mood swings, don't you?

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You really can't talk about being manly, when you're the one stroking a stuffed bunny, alright.

You wanna fight, babe?

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Hathor, Thoth, Rhiannon, Aphrodite, Morpheus.

Hathor: What brings you joy?

Lazy days in. No work. Quesadillas. Whenever you bring me food without my saying so-- which is so far, never.

Thoth: Do you like to read/write?

I am taking journalism after all.

Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?

I... Yes.

Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?

I think I'm pretty selfish and inconsiderate most times. An ass, maybe. Ah.. handsome, I guess? I get compliments well enough.

Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?

Of boobs-- I'm kidding. I daydream in class, usually, and it's always about what I'll be having for lunch.