#sir..............

[stormbrained]

" what if, instead of ballet, you took up tapdancing. and then your superhero name could be 'zappytap.' "

not for the first time, teddy wonders if dupois has some kind of — not kink, he was, evidently, about as kinky as a straight-edged ruler — some kind of deviant need to say stupid things and then absorb the subsequent cringe from it like a heinous little plant absorbing sunlight.

he looks at the other. really, truly looks at him. then reaches over silently, e.t. style — and shocks his shoulder with static.

zappytap defeats the evil magic mike once again.

[beast-feast]

HELLO??????

[joonie-beanie]

[erikahenningsen]

jeremypope: lavender how you living

[snurtle]

I’m rotating him in my head in 3D space

[divaur-a]

goes to town on a turkey leg just eating it like a caveman unprompted   //   always acc.     —— @sacrier​ .

     she   is   staring   expectantly   ,   unblinking   as   she   watches   the   foreign   creature   fucking   gobble   down   that   sweet   ,   sweet   bird   leg   .   she   is   being   so   patient   .   please   ,   please   give   her   the   rest   of   your   bird   ,   sir   .   sir   ,   please   .   sir   ...

[heckolve]

i feel like season 4 fucking OBLITERATED shatt