#siris cat

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this is??? not dog???

YOU'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED, THIS IS A BONUS CAT!!

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local stinky man steps in cake icing while staring observers dead in the eye

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fooled again! you thought you would receive a new dog picture, but it was cat instead!

This is Siris! She's a tortoiseshell that we adopted in 2016, and originally she was very small and sick! Now she's still pretty small, and kind of a brat, but we love her all the same!

Some trivia;

Nicknamed Stinky Little Bastard Man. She's got a song and everything.

Likes exactly one person, and it's yours truly. Tolerates everyone else to an extent.

Are you in the bathroom with the door closed? Doesn't matter if you've only got that door closed for 30 seconds or 30 minutes, she will be waiting, and she will scream.

Will sit on top of the couch and scream. This translates to "please come over and deliver semi-aggressive pats". You would think, given how pissed she looks when we do it, that she hates this. She purrs the entire time.

Enjoys cuddles, but only from about 2AM-5AM. Then only tolerates affection, but will not actively seek it out.

Knows high fives! This is the only trick she's bothered to gift us with learning.

On knowing high fives, she also considers it a useful trick for gently getting people's attention by gently patting them. This may be the only reason she bothered to let us teach her.