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[lurinoodle]

commission for @sirsharp! this features their lovely characters Edgar and Grace ❤ thank you for your support! my bust commission sale goes until the end of august!

[magioffire]

"Um. Hey! Hey you, bug-. What's the date? The exact date?" ( from cthu! )

Bug.

For just that he was almost willing to just ignore, ignore, ignore, but he eventually gave up, sighed, and turned to the other.

"It's the fourth of Sextilis, the sixth month of the year. the year is 7121 on Beatha, if you are looking for the time on another planet, you're shit out of luck. Satisfied?"

@sirsharp

[handfulxfhearts]

@sirsharp​ liked for a random starter <3

       Edward found himself staring at the other with a subtle touch of fascination upon his face. He couldn’t have told you why; he just found the other interesting... he was not used to coming across many new people who were anything other than ‘ordinary’ in comparison to himself, and as a result, he was intrigued. Until he realised he was staring which, as he had had it pointed out to him many times, was considered rude, and he didn’t want to give a bad first impression.

[clydesgod]

@sirsharp​ continued from here

‘...drink copiously, fuck copiously, or destroy copiously.’

The words rung in his ears. Just three were enough to make hairs stand on the back of his neck. But six? Now he felt something, but what? It was on the tip of his tongue, this odd feeling. What was it exactly? Disgust? Hate?

Or maybe, it was joy.

‘drink copiously,’ Edgar really didn’t need to say that one. He did practically every day, every waking minute he was alive. It made him feel alive. Alive and sad. Good to have the sadness mixed in there, at least to keep him on his toes.

‘fuck copiously,’ Ah yes. Another favourite desire. The feeling of lust, the feeling of having your body pressed against another, the feeling of every euphoric orgasm. It was enough to make him forget whatever he hated.

‘or destroy copiously.’ His most hated one, but also a part of him. How many times had he woken up, wanting to smash his alarm clock against the wall? But how many times would he have to pay for that?

All 3 vices were crammed into his head.

These thoughts would eventually pass however, allowing his head to clear up. He was now pretty annoyed Edgar brought that up now. He literally did all three things on a regular basis.

“I literally do all three things pretty much every day. All of them find me peace already.” He lied. It was a tempoary peace, one that he longed to escape to again soon after this conversation was over.

“Don’t you have anything better to suggest? Why can’t you be like my old threapist and ask me to try gardening?”

[arrhythmiiiaarchives]

👁👄👁 [ I NEED THE SHITPOSTS MAN...... ]

Send me 👁👄👁 and I’ll make a crappy shitpost edit of your fucking muse!

[mount-beast]

Send me 技 and I’ll draw your muse!

ooc; we are mutuals still, aren't we? AHAHAH so yes I shall draw thee Eddie boy. Dunno if he uses a cane but I got that sorta vibe from him. Hope I captured him well! @sirsharp

[littledemondarling-a]

@sirsharp​ ❤️’d for a starter!

“Wow! You have such pretty hair!” The maid all but blurted out. It would seem sometimes she would just say the first thing that popped into her mind. Although it mostly pertained to compliments

[ethereallyloved]

@sirsharp​

Cont.

“ Yes, such people unfortunately do exist. You wouldn’t believe how many I had to turn away already for being so rude. Just because of my work people suddenly think that I don’t deserve some form of decency.  “

 “ You seem to think differently though! May I know your name? “