#sister lora

[sisterclaennis]

recently, my relationship with sister lora had become rather more special... i gave my heart to her well and truly (ahem... in a godly way of course) and then i see her holding another nun's hand!!! in my heartache i head into town to distract myself, i spend the day hiding and feeling sorry for myself, when, alack! who do i bump into??? SISTER LORA behaving INAPPROPRIATELY with some other woman!! she kissed this woman ON THE MOUTH, leaving NO ROOM for jesus!!!

she is a shamefully brazen STRUMPET!

now i admit i am not the best at counting, but with me, the other nun and this random lady, that is three wenches!! HOW MANY SPECIAL WENCH FOR WENCH FRIENDS DOES ONE NUN NEED?!?

i hate her i hate her i hate her.

now! i am going to seek comfort from the monks.... they are... sympathetic to such matters of the heart (some of them know a thing or two about special friendships themselves after all....)

[sisterclaennis]

sister lora has been telling the other nuns i am a harlot... that BITCH! very rich coming from her!!

uh, that is... may the Lord forgive her for her sins (of which there are many...)

anyway. i shall be taking solace amongst my pookies (the monks) until i can ascertain whether the nuns believe these vile rumours. i want them to like me so i wish she would stop ruining everything!! i hate her- sorry, i mean that i wish the Lord will have mercy on her soul (she'll need it!!)

[sisterclaennis]

it is has been a while since my last writings as i have been suffering from a terrible sickness... can't complain too much however as sister lora is taking excellent care of me

[sisterclaennis]

sister lora brushed past me today and i felt weird tingles. i think she may have given me fleas.

[sisterclaennis]

update on the fleas: i accused sister lora of giving me fleas and she offered to inspect me and check. the strangest thing- she swears i was clean of them, but the second i removed my habit and she began looking i could feel the sensation most intensely. i think i also may have some kind of stomach worm as i could feel the strangest wiggling in my stomach as if it was full of agitated worms.. most peculiar. could this be witchcraft???

[sisterclaennis]

sister lora lent me her spare habit after mine was dirtied in the monastery herb garden. and, alack! it smells like her... this is absolutely intoxicating, for some reason i find myself feeling rather dizzy.

how comforting the smell of a dead friend is... that must be it!

[sisterclaennis]

HELP SISTER LORA SUGGESTED WE PRAY TOGETHER AND HELD MY HAND?? AND WHEN WE FINISHED SHE DIDN'T LET GO

[sisterclaennis]

for some reason i can't stop looking at sister lora's face... and alas she keeps catching my eye... i'm not really sure what's happening here but i feel the need to repent for some reason