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Hey so can you talk to Phantasm about my promotion? He doesn’t listen to me about it anymore.

PATTERSON!? YOU HAVE THIS TOO?

Also NO! I will NOT be asking the Site Director that! AND ALSO USE HIS PROPER TITLE ON HERE! IT’S BASIC FORMALITIES, DUDE!

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Favorite and least favorite coworker from any department?

Oooo! This is a fun one

It’s a hard choice on favorites! But you can’t really go wrong with saying our Site Director “Phantasm”

He’s essentially just a dad to the whole site! Overall the best Site Director compared to what my circle tells me about the others- he’s strong and horrifying when he needs to be BUT is also so incredibly kind and caring for us all- he treats us like non-cogs in the machine lmao

Besides that- he has pulled away recently but after that whole thing with one “Jack Williams”? I don’t blame him!

On the other hand? Callistar has been in my replies and dm’s so I’m gonna be wise here and lie

My least favorite has to be this one blue haired girl who is genuinely just insane- i forget her name buuuuttt who cares?

Yeah she’s really odd though. Once she turned a crap ton of our D-Class into cyborgs and super soldiers- this research was NOT permitted and the fact she hasn’t been fired or executed yet is beyond me.

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Site 33 and Rott3nsoldi3r yaoi?

Dear god no. I don’t even want to imagine that. Callistar and me? Absolutely not. Never in a million years. I’d sooner get the other half of me digested by SCP-682 than touch that man in anyway other than a casual handshake- in fact, now that you have mentioned this concept to me- I think I’m taking my first break in 2 weeks JUST TO GO THROW UP!

No hate to you as an individual but I do wish to hit you with a newspaper and say “DOWN!”

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Here’s the bullet points on Jack Williams.

1. He then somehow turned a whole abandoned mall into a secret CI base, LURED us there with a PURPOSEFULLY CRAPPY DRONE!

2. Same day, he made a dummy him that the MTF killed then flooded the room with gas and sent his “enforcer” after everyone- THEN HE DROPPED THE ELEVATOR THEY ESCAPED ON

3. ALSO SAME DAY, that elevator lead to an abandoned lab(?) where an undocumented anomalous entity was (it killed all but 2 people)

4. He kidnapped our Site Director and tortured him for a week-

5. He shot at us with a gun labeled ‘dog’ that was a brain in a jar attached to a gun… (probably some reference or smthing)

6. Liquidated someone’s spine.

7. Shot Jason like 5 times.

8. Essentially made us do a boss fight with him

9. TRIED TO REASON WITH US AFTERWARDS

10. Proved the Grim Reaper is VERY real after he died

And lastly WE DON’T KNOW HE’S ACTUALLY DEAD…

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Bug bug bug

FIRST THE MTF AND NOW YOU GUYS? What’s wrong with people now a days?

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So uh who are the new people we see on your blog? Seems like you know them

A lot of my co-workers seem to have accounts. This is for better- OR FOR WORSE! LIKE IN CALLISTAR’S CASE!

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We caught bone boy! It cost us 3 of the bags of bones we keep in the supply closet but- WE GOT HIM!

And now he’d locked in containment. This was a good day :)

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Hey folks, been a minute!

So update, uh SCP-106 brought me into his pocket dimension… I got out! At the loss of a couple fingers. Anyway, this gave hs a LOT of new insight into the old man!

And well… he seems to be a fan of- uh- My Little Pony.