now i have come to antagonize you with sithobi thots: i just.........want to be spoiled by him............like in my au i have you're married as a marriage of convenience for him so he can get the resources from your planet and so your people have a higher standing in terms with the empire
but he never treats it like that. you're the morticia to his gomez 100%. anything you want you get. fancy clothes? already ordered. that necklace you looked at in the shop? done, bought. your favorite pastry that takes forever to make and is only known on your planet? already on the way.
and that also includes his attention. you send him the star wars equivalent of a booty text while he's in an important meeting like "i miss you 🥺" and he's instantly like "excuse me, my wife needs me asap"
need a man that provides
ohhhh we love a dangerous man who'll do anything for their love
also the gomez/morticia dynamic is top tier in literally any pairing, it elevates it like 20 levels at least
i would like to simply retire from the real world and simply live to be spoiled by sith!obi pls and thank you