Since you insist, I will tell you about the time I was briefly face to face with Yoko. I was on a high stool (so it must’ve been some time ago since excessive gallery sitting was banned in 1927) and our heads were at exactly the same height. She gave me the biggest smile I have ever been given. I returned it. She initiated the smiling exchange. Usually I’m the initiator, but I go all weird with slebs, like they might think I’m just smiling at them because they’re famous. My response to this is to look blank. I can’t remember what the exhibition was. The smile was genuine. She was alone, dressed in black with a big black hat. From this I conclude that Yoko is nice. Thank you @iantatlock #namedropping #YokoOne #wobblybridge #stpaulscathedral #iainmacmillan #abbeyroad #sixtieslondon