#sizzlebiscuits

[rakein-bolton]

GAME OF FUCKIN THRONES

Making Lauren feel all sad about whats gonna happen.... I CAN NOT CONTAIN EMOTIONS WORLD WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[rakein-bolton]

Me and Lady Who-Ha love some tentacle rape

2:16 PM - Rakein: SO

2:16 PM - Rakein: HOW WAS DAT ALIEN MOVIE

2:16 PM - sizzlebiscuits: t'was goood :)

2:17 PM - sizzlebiscuits: and bloody

2:17 PM - Rakein: I heard

2:17 PM - Rakein: der was

2:17 PM - Rakein: a

2:17 PM - Rakein: tentacle raping scene

2:17 PM - sizzlebiscuits: omg completely. there was two i'd say

2:17 PM - Rakein: Go on

2:18 PM - sizzlebiscuits: one was just a long tentacle and the man bent down talking to it calling it a beautiful girl (he was a biologist) and it wrapped itself around his arm

2:18 PM - sizzlebiscuits: so he screamed and asked the other guy to take it off him

2:18 PM - sizzlebiscuits: but it wrapped around tighter

2:18 PM - sizzlebiscuits: and he starts screaming cut it off cut it off

2:18 PM - sizzlebiscuits: the tentacle BREAKS his arm and the other dude starts cutting the tentacle off

2:19 PM - sizzlebiscuits: and of course its blood is acid and shoots off on to his astronauts helment causing it to melt like plastic inwards and suffocates him cause it molds to his face

2:19 PM - sizzlebiscuits: meanwhile the tentacle goes in the other dudes space suit through the rip from where his broken arm is sticking out

2:20 PM - sizzlebiscuits: and goes into the helmet all the while the dude is screaming its in my suit, get it out get it out

2:20 PM - sizzlebiscuits: and tehn it plunges into the dude mouth/throat and disappears

[frozenundead]

Dear Lauren...

My phone is broken due to some knob head on the way home splashing me with a huge puddle!! I was in the process of texing you telling you i was on my way home. Ill text you tomorrow morning if my fucking phone is working, hopefully it will dry out tonight!

[daveyognaut]

what are your favourite blogs? =]

Excluding people I know irl:

sizzlebiscuits.tumblr.com

-pika.tumblr.com

sarahdragon.tumblr.com

clouddweller.tumblr.com

brooklynhaircuts.tumblr.com

[reallybadassurl-blog-blog]

sizzlebiscuits said: Erghgtdilknsfewtrg. I can’t wait to buy mine next month. Oh oh oh that’s tomorrow :D

We can compare, yes?

[reallybadassurl-blog-blog]

well the cap'n has given me some questiony things

but because i'm greedy i want more

so

even if i don't know you/have never spoken to you ever/your my bezzie 4 lyf then i want you to hit up my ask and then i'll read your name out and you'll be instantly tumbla famous

[frozenundead]

I'm Sorry...

I need to keep my anger in check...

I say the wrong things, at the wrong times.

I'm sorry Lauren, Please have a good day and forget about this morning.

Hope you understand why I was annoyed with you, don't take it too personally.

I love you so much xxxx