#sk'ar posting

[accursedkaleeshi]

In case I never get around to it, for 420, pls imagine Kedjat running a pipe into the bottom of Sk'ar's mask.

Grievous: What are you guys doing in here?

Kedjat: Trying to hotbox Benny in his ingdorè :)

Grievous: ...Is that...working?

Sk'ar, with smoke pouring out of the skull he's wearing: I love u guys sooooo much I could CRUSH YOU to death 🥺

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who's stopping you from objectifying your general, really

[tuberculosis-bot-9000]

Bentilais san Sk'ar for blorbo bleebus, he deserves a shout out

Average Kaleesh commits 7 war crimes a day actually just statistical error, average Kaleesh commits 1 war crime per week. Blorbo san Sk'ar, who lives in a cave and commits 10,000 war crimes per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[accursedkaleeshi]

Bentilais san "tits out" Sk'ar

When you go to the river with your asshole friends. Also Daakalidae is drowning. This ain't about him.

[accursedkaleeshi]

skar thicc

Benny thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Words between > < are spoken in kaleesh

[tuberculosis-bot-9000]

I’m jumping on the Sk’ar train. Here are my headcanons:

He constantly smells like a field of wildflowers. This is very odd but also very intimidating because if you’re alone in the middle of the night and it suddenly smells like a bunch of flowers, you know that terrifying giant purple fucker is near.

He doesn’t trust anyone farther than he can throw them. He found this Imperial saying very fun because he takes it very literally. Whenever he meets a new potential ally, the first thing he does is go to shake their hand, then grab them and throw them as far as he can. So far this method has 100% accuracy.

He models himself after the god Grievous, who he has no idea is his old buddy Qymaen. Like, he knows Qymaen started calling himself Grievous, but didn’t put two and two together so incidentally he worships the same guy that he’s probably seen throw up.

He survived one explosion and thus thought himself unexplodable. Chewbacca proved him wrong.

[accursedkaleeshi]

Do y'all think when Sk'ar would drop by Grievous' place to bitch about the Republic, as you do, that he was like the Best Worst Uncle to the kids? Like the Sheelal parents told them Sk'ar is not a good role model but can't stop the kids from being absolutely hype about him because fuckin look at him.

He acts like that aloof relative that is too important to have time for children things but that just makes them think he's super cool. They keep bringing him things to break. They gave him a speckled rock like, "Uncle Benny we want you to have this rock cuz we couldn't break it so it's really strong like you!" & Grievous looks at him like "you better be grateful for that rock". Sk'ar is just like, "...Thanks guys"

But he gets home & keeps the rock all "They called me Uncle Benny 🥺"

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What kind of weapons do you think Sk'ar used before the Empire? He could definitely smoke anything with large war weapons like hammers or axes. Do you think Grievous would alter scavenged guns for him bc he out there trying to shoot w big meaty claws?

Very fun to think about and my first reaction was basically just Two Big Fuckin Machetes. Refining that idea I think he'd have two large swords similar to panabas, although I bet sometimes he would just use his hands to rip mfs up anyway. More satisfying or whatever.

And I have actually had a headcanon for a while that Bentilais's vision is absolute shit, as a collateral effect of everything else he's got going on physically or whatever. Like this dude can't see the E on the vision chart thing. So I don't think he'd really be using ranged weapons much but if he did I think yeah Grievous would alter them for him even if it was just something to do other than think about his problems.

(Honorable mention. Friend I asked who knows about swords n stuff: "Give him a staff with sledgehammers on both ends. Gang Violence Darth Maul.")