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obi wan has to get rid of the beard for an undercover mission and chaos ensues + obligatory codywan sketch
The clone wars have begun
what a fucking coward
I just had the most hilarious idea for a Star Wars prequels/Clone Wars crack fan-fiction.
It’s set during Revenge of the Sith, and Anakin is already having the worst week of his life — plagued by nightmares about his pregnant wife dying, being tempted by the dark side, barely eating, barely sleeping, and generally looking like a half-feral Loth-cat.
Then Obi-Wan casually reveals to Anakin that he is also pregnant.
Anakin absolutely loses his ever-loving shit.
There is already too much going on, and now — in his eyes — someone has defiled his lovely, perfect master?!
Naturally, Anakin decides the only reasonable course of action is to hunt down and capture every single friend or foe who has so much as looked at Obi-Wan over the course of the war.
Ventress is there.
Maul is there.
Grievous is there.
Quinlan Vos is there.
Even Rex and Cody are there, all tied up together.
Anakin then presents a full dramatic slideshow — featuring Obi-Wan’s ultrasound photos — and demands to know which one of them is the other parent.
Each is interrogated by a completely unhinged, sleep-deprived Anakin who is teetering violently between the light and dark sides of the Force.
Meanwhile, Obi-Wan finds out what’s happening and bursts in on the scene shortly after Mace has just discovered that Palpatine is the Sith Lord.
So now Obi-Wan the Negotiator has to solve every single crisis in the galaxy at once.
When Anakin finally demands to know who the other parent is, Obi-Wan sighs, dramatically wipes away some clearly fake tears, and confesses: “It’s Chancellor Palpatine. I thought he loved me.”
Long story short — Anakin immediately kills Palpatine without ever even finding out he was the Sith Lord.
Plot twist:
Cody’s the father.
I’m seriously considering writing this and need people to add onto this. Please, I’m begging you. 🙏
EDIT:
Now completed with a summary and link below:
Link 🔗: https://archiveofourown.org/works/79328466