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[skaploony]

So there I was, playing the new Tomb Raider. The game itself didn't freeze, but Lara did while salvaging her kill. ...Dead guy seems to be enjoying it. Talk about necrophilia :P

Aside from this little snafu, HOLY CRAP, THIS GAME IS AMAZING! It's as if the old Tomb Raider had a hot steaming threesome with Uncharted and Arkham Asylum, and raised their love child on Skull Island!

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A Kazooie on a Banjo ....on a horse. by ~skaploony

This is what happens when Banjo's too lazy to walk, and Kazooie's too lazy to fly or talon-trot. If the latest BK game had this instead of vehicle modding, I'd probably be more compelled to buy it.

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Fi - Never tell me the odds! by ~skaploony

I quickly made this little meme thingy back in January. There was another one like this that went more, shall we say, viral, and I really don't care who came up with it first. We all had the same idea. We all wanted Fi to shut up :)