#skarmew

[bukbot]

fuck what the?

Did you preen your mother with that beak?

[entamewitchlulu]

Ah yes my favourite fanfic author- *squints at smudged writing on hand* -homie bakery

ayyy yea it’s me your homie -finger guns and moonwalks away-

(but in all seriousness awww thank you <3 )

[ojamayellow]

just a psa, you shouldn't reblog redkatherinee's art (or however her url is spelled,) she's grossly transphobic

ITS REDKATHERINEE? HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T SEE THE SOURCE I'll delete the reblog!! Thank you!!

[bukbot]

assign me my kin you piece of shit

My kin.

[bukbot]

O mighty spirit give me a sign

I’m excited about that?

[bukbot]

Allons, enfants de la PatrieLe jour de gloire est arrivé!Contre nous, de la tyrannieL'étendard sanglant est levéEntendez-vous dans les campagnesMugir ces féroces soldats?Ils viennent jusque dans nos brasÉgorger nos fils, nos compagnes!Aux armes, citoyens!Formez vos bataillonsMarchons, marchons!Qu'un sang impurAbreuve nos sillons!

Twitter and Facebook so drop by and see what we can find caches of 20 or more hens to breed with an egg over a rough day.

[tyranny-mutt]

i volunteer to be a very confused enemy of yours, then! or maybe.... frienemy?

Aha! You activated my trap card! We are friends now!

[feliciakainzofspades]

Music note thingie lolol

Send me a “♫” and I will put my music on shuffle and give you a 5 song playlist

Hello you! Your five songs are:

1. Notes/Prima Donna from Phantom of the Opera2. Bang Bang (My Baby Shot me Down) By Nancy Sinatra3. Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast4. Haunted by Evanescence5. They Live in You from The Lion King.

Quite the roller coaster.