Just a humble Crochet Artist

Discord: ask for id. you are more likely to be able to RP with me on Discord than you are with me here: I will still do the threads in progress here if Tumblr hasn't nerfed you during that stupid purge) 30 going on 31 this October I'm a crocheter (bags, butterflies, and bees are my specialtyl), haunted house actor, I'm fan of anything that grabs my eye. birthday is october 4th

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so THIS POST showed up in my dash

[browsethestacks]

This Post Has Everything… Cutthroat Kitchen… BDSM Gear… Comics… Art Theft…

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[pandoras-tear]

I love seeing content where Shinichi forgets that he’s not Conan anymore, but I NEED to see content where everyone else forgets that he’s not Conan anymore.

Ran scolds him for “getting himself into trouble” and Shinichi has to stand there getting lectured in front of the police for doing his actual, adult job.

Heiji tries to lift Shinichi up to show him evidence, forgetting that they’re only inches apart in height now. Shinichi just kinda hangs there until he’s put down.

Kogoro yells at Shinichi for leaving the house so late and he has to explain that he’s going back to his own house. To sleep. Because he lives there.

The detective boys break into Shinichi’s house to whine about him not showing up to school that day, forgetting that he goes to college now. They pout so much when they remember that Shinichi has to promise to walk them to and back from school the next day. Haibara thinks it’s hilarious.

Akai keeps calling him “Boya” despite Shinichi being very clearly an adult man now, and Shinichi’s not entirely sure if he’s fucking with him or not.

[cerenade]

i've been watching the japanese dub of yugioh dm for the first time and it's somehow even gayer than the 4kids dub. the dialogue here has been only slightly altered for comedic effect, lmao.

(this art was carefully referenced and color-picked using screenshots from the show. it counts as a study :b)

[kpoptimeout]

K-Pop Debuts and Comebacks for the Fourth Week of 2026 (Jan 19 - Jan 25)

Jan 19

CATCH THE YOUNG - Amplify

Rising rock band CATCH THE YOUNG drops a strong comeback!

EXO - Crown

As one of the top 3rd-gen groups, EXO is coming back for the crown in this powerful track!

Jan 20

LA POEM - Meant to Be

Classically trained vocalist group LA POEM returns with a dramatic performance.

ONEUS - Grenade

Talented boy band ONEUS promotes as 4 as Seonho prepares for enlistment!

Jan 21

AxMxP - PASS

FNC's rookies rap rock band AxMxP returns in this hard track!

M.O.N.T - History

Underrated indie boy band M.O.N.T is back in this soothing song!

Jan 22

TNX - CALL ME BACK

P NATION's boy band TNX returns with a fun and laidback song!

Jan 23

CHOI SOO HO - Something Big Is Coming

Trot singer Choi Soo Ho releases a fun dance track!

MOMOLAND - white spring

Well-loved girl group MOMOLAND shares sweet moments with fans in this simple and lovely track!

Jan 24

No releases.

Jan 25

Jeong Hyo Bean - Sail

Indie artist Jeong Hyo Bean returns in a nostalgic ballad!

What is your favourite track of the week?

[watcherwarden]

But guys. What if...

What if the reason we get so attached to fictional characters is because they were supposed to be our soulmates but we were born in different universes

[dogstickz-deactivated20161113]

Why would you do this

[thebloody-wolf-deactivated20161]

*waterfall of tears*

[docosahexaenoic]

how many soulmates is someone supposed to have? ……………………..is there a limit……….?

[pottergifs]

[beholdingslut]

professor flitwick was ruthless as fuck like he even addressed harry by his name whilst asking for his name 

[fantastic-nonsense]

I think what I find even funnier is that Harry doesn’t use the ‘I’m Harry Potter’ response. He uses the ‘You’ve been my teacher for five years’ response.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[whoopsrobots]

How Canadians are hatched.

The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.

[professor-maple-art-deactivated]

can my Canadian friends confirm or deny this?

[raikissu]

I remember my first ice patch, it was magical

[shampain-dreamland-blog]

I still remember the day of my hatching. As I broke through the ice I saw the figure of something not exactly human. It was the Alpha Moose.  The leader of the Moose pack that raised me until my 10th birthday, when they released me into the city, to live among the humans.

[digg]

This pizza place has a very good idea

[jillvsworld-deactivated20160710]

yes yes yes

[roman-numerals]

The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”

NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.

[politicalmachine]

awww, this is so kind/wonderful

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I wanna hug them

[surefireshore]

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

[soaringsparrows]

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

[icykitty-deactivated20220621]

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

[boggartsaremyboggarts]

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

[thesilverwolf9]

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

[dwagunfwoo-deactivated20160325]

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

[asymptoticabsurdist]

How about: I’m Not Religious, I’m Only Trying to Invent Scientific Words with Parts of Dead Languages

[supercell-vortex]

I’m Not a Priest, I Just Need to Know Various Methods of Exorcism

[sunglasses-indoorss]

These are all like fucking Panic! At The Disco song titles

[magiccatprincess]

No One I Know Is In Hospital, I Just Made These Characters Suffer And AM Looking For Ways To Fix It.

[yetanotherexhaustedalchemist]

mental health day at NRC

obviously these are all just my headcanons (or what I could infer from canon) and for fun. I had fun making these :)

[shutyourmoustache]

[art-the-f-up]

the third sunlight sister pays a visit after going away for years of research

[stories-i-guess]

Celine: “Rumi, remember what you asked me to do on the night of the Idol Awards?”

Rumi: “Y-yeah…?”

Celine: “DO IT. TO ME. NOW.”

Rumi: “WHAT?!”

Zoey: “Okay so like where were you with this information like two decades ago?”

Thirdlight: “Look there are not very many books about the secret demon hunters that haven’t been open about their actions in four hundred years, OKAY?!”

Mira: “Wait are we just ignoring the fact that Celine got tackled by Rumi almost immediately after insinuating that Rumi wanted Celine to kill her?”

Thirdlight: “Honestly that was somewhat expected from someone raised solo by Celine….”

Zoey: “WHAT?!”

[art-the-f-up]

the third sunlight sister pays a visit after going away for years of research

[maverlok]

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

[deejohnes-deactivated20151107]

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

[maverlok]

hence:

[nethaca]

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

[lamsandmulletteblog-deactivated]

This is everything

[ammoth]

@maverikloki

… my hand slipped

[girl4music]

See this is why I love Tumblr.

When do you get creative engagement like this on other social media sites? You just don’t have the space to.

[owlthex]

When there's a very obvious bloodstain in the hardwood kitchen floor, but the house is 30k under expected price

[owlthex]

I feel like the picture is necessary to understand just how not subtle this is.

[tuxankhamun]

it's fine

[keepcatholic]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[keepcatholic]

[heavensenthale]

I think we should all quit our jobs and write explicit fanfic instead