#skeletonbooks

[dexterandsaracen]

OK LADS, SPX IS OUT IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. I won't be posting spoilers on tumblr but join me on twitter @skulspoilers tomorrow evening for a heckin good time!! (My regular skeleton account @rueandvex will remain spoiler-free for the time being, too)

[dexterandsaracen]

Valkyrie:I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

[dexterandsaracen]

Just finished reading Midnight, fuck me up

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New covers for January 2017 release! Love seeing characters we rarely have art for!

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“I hereby accept, with great reluctance and humility, the post of Grand Mage, and I swear to only use my newfound powers to protect the magical and mortal communities of Ireland, and possibly to extract small bits of personal vengeance against those who have wronged me in the past.”

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remember the administrator that betrayed the sanctuary in skulduggery pleasant: the faceless ones ?

more like the adminisTRAITOR

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if u dont believe me that valkyrie cain is in love with herself, remember if you put the first letter of her first name w her last name u get ‘vain’ god bless valkyrie cain 4ever

[dexterandsaracen]

SP asks: all of 'em. or not of you don't wanna

1. What would your form of magic be?elemental for sure. gimme that fire power

2. What is your taken name?Jal Raeden

3. Who’s your favourite character?dear old Val Cain, my buddy, my girl

4. Who’s your favourite villain?Billy-Ray, though I don’t know that we can totally class him as a villain in the end

5. Would you rather be a zombie or a vampire?vampire. I know they’re douchebags on the whole but I’d rather be that than a shambling bag of decomposition

6. What is your taken name?

7. How did you end up reading SP?my gran bought the first book for my brother, I thought the cover looked pretty rad so I nicked it. 8 years later here I am

8. What’s your ultimate OTP?see my url

9. What’s your favourite platonic relationship?Val and Skul 5eva

10. Favourite book?D E A T H   B R I N G E R

11. Who’s death do you mourn the most?an obvious choice really, but oh, Ghastly, I still weep

12. Should there ever be a film?there should, nay MUST, be a netflix original tv series. this will be my dying wish. screw films, they’re far too underwhelming

13. Headcanons about Valkyrie?cries at tv. very defensive about it

14. Headcanons about Skulduggery?secretly a smooth-jazz sensation like Ron Swanson

15. Headcanons about the Dead Men?SLEEPOVERS. they don’t call them sleepovers, they say they’ve got a ‘mission briefing’ or something, but Dexter always brings a sleeping bag and snacks

16. Headcanons about any character of your choice?Saracen Rue looks like Manish Dayal, fight me

17. Tell something about your OC, if you have one.

18. What would your profession in the magical world be?man I don’t even know what career to choose in the real world

19. Would you have any other weapons than magic?a razor sharp wit

20. One thing you would change in the books?WELL REPRESENTED CANON GAY

21. Is Derek your Golden God?a month ago I might have answered yes. today, my answer is [soft screaming]

22. Favourite SP blog here in Tumblr?not really a skulduggery blog any more since the fandom went quiet , but back in the day valkyriecain had all the quality content

23. Bentley or Oompa-Loompa?BENTLEY

24. Favourite quote?“looks good on you”

25. If you’d be a teleporter or basically anyone with magic, would you do crimes in mortal world?I won’t lie to you. probably. (but only like, breaking and entering, I promise)

26. Could you fool you family with a reflection?totally