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“ you took care of two kids right????? what am i supposed to do i’m literally incapable of raising these two bundles of joy—— ”

“Goodness, Sans- here, I-I still have a crib and dual stroller, so you can at least have your hands free... Let’s get the kids to sleep and focus on you relaxing a little so we can figure this all out-”

#oh my g od sans #saNS U OKAY?#skellipuns

LEG SO HOT IT FRY AN EGG

-insert a grillby with mettaton’s legs here-

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❝ so... ❞ your brother is making us socialize but i don’t like you, maybe? no. that wouldn’t work. ❝ your brother’s really----something, isn’t he? ❞

#skellipuns #▒▒▒ Ψ closed.#➝ VERSE; UNKNOWN.

"Hey Undyne, mind suplexing me in the trash?" [ i'm S ORRY i couldn't think of anything else ]

‘ you got it ‘bones !! ‘

bam. dunked straight into the garbage.

( right where he belongs. )

#skellipuns #✘﹕ ᴴᴱᴿᴼᴵᶜ ( ic. )

* You (& @asterxles) encountered @skellipuns.

[ ⚔ fight ] [ ♡ act ] [ ❦ item ] [ ✗ mercy ]

Even though the sweet smell of freshly-baked goods appeared to have woven itself in and amongst Frisk’s hair and clothes, the child’s heart was tethered to an anchor of regret. Unable to dismiss the look of hurt and disappointment that had storm-clouded Toriel’s gentle features from their mind, they glanced backwards over their shoulder.

“Home”. Somewhere safe and warm with someone safe and warm.

The place Frisk had promised never return to.

Dragging their reluctant gaze away from the darkness of the corridor, they pressed on. The air became increasingly chill and Frisk huddled into their thick sweater, tucking their chin and mouth inside the collar and watching their breath stream from their nostrils as two plumes of white fog. Toriel had not warned them of what was ahead – and their mysterious guardian had disappeared the moment Home had come into view – so they did not know what to expect.

But a winter wonderland was certainly not it.

Snow crunched beneath Frisk’s brown boots as they emerged into a white- dusted forest. So great was their mesmerisation of their new surroundings that they barely noticed the cold anymore; the urge to frolic in the shallow drifts rose with every step.

Perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad, out in the Underground.

#skellipuns #asterxles #♡; main. | ˡᵉᵃᵈ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃᶰᵈˢˑ #♡; out of hands | thread }}#[[ i wrote so much im so sorry ;;;;; ]]

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