#skellyposting

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my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛this strain is called “veil sickness”😳you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: girls are going missing at braxton's finishing school and sanatorium

my buddy daphne pacing: headmaster is lying to us

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sans tells you one of his classic bad jokes. you don't laugh. "eh, not all of 'em are hard hitters," he says, "but i should at least let people know when they're in for a bad one." the asterisk in his text box changes to a percentage symbol

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fun fact: in persona 4 the soundtrack is what yosuke is listening to on his headphones. the only reason the protagonist can hear it is because he shares a super deluxe really strong bluetooth wireless earbud so that theyre always connected. only in 2011 could you find such a thing

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i think the real message of deltarune is that butches get bitches

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to make your lala yummy, go to options → personal → my lalas → lala styles, and equip the yummy style to your selected lala

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dj turn up the timpani and nothing else

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and of course cis people think isttvg is about sickness regression etc. it's just something they would never understand, suffocating in a body and world that isn't yours

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umamusume unremarkable derby. 0 turns to nothing