Mar 12
My dreams had commercial breaks today???
seen from Japan
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seen from United States
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seen from Netherlands
seen from Yemen
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seen from Belarus
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My dreams had commercial breaks today???
There's shit to be stirred, and boy am I a blender
Wishlist
Here's a few things I'm missing, so I give people ideas about what to get me when they want!
A brain (mine doesn't work)
I'm being accused of collecting cylinders
Mayonnaise is made out of God
Medieval peasant: oh no I got the plague! Who will be brave enough to treat me, how will they not risk death for themselves??
The honourable Plague Doctor:
The village under the sea
Long ago there was a village under the sea. In that village lived a collection of fish, lot's of different kinds, along with Ted the very strong octopus. They all lived happily together. Near the village there was a cave whose entrance was blocked by a large stone, and above it, there was an inscription saying “When real danger arrives, open the cave, and you will all be saved”.
One day the village was attacked by a shoal of piranhas. The fish rush to the cave and try to push the boulder aside, but it is too large for them, so they go to Ted the very strong octopus to ask for help. Ted refused, saying “No, this danger is not big enough for us to need the cave, we will be fine without it.”. The fish begged and argued, but there was no convincing Ted, so they had to fight the piranhas without whatever was in the cave. Against all odds, they managed to defeat the threat with minimal losses, and all agreed that Ted was right.
After a fair bit of time, the village was attacked again by a bed of moray eels. Again the fish rushed to the cave to try to push the boulder aside, and again they failed, for it was too large for them. Thus once again they rush to Ted to ask for help. “No,” Ted said again “this danger is not as big as you think it is. We will manage just fine without the contents of the cave. Leave that for a bigger threat.”. And so the fish asked and begged. Ted told them that all 8 of his hands were tied, he wouldn't help with moving the boulder, so they ended up fighting the morays. To everyone's surprise, they actually managed to save the village. All again reluctantly agreed that although a deus ex machina would have been nice, they didn't end up needing one.
Time passed and life was normal in the village until a Shiver of Sharks was spotted in the distance. Everyone panicked
Knowing that they couldn't move the boulder alone, they rushed to Ted. “Again, the danger is not big enough, we will survive,” said Ted, and no matter what they did they couldn't change his mind, so they all rushed to the boulder in a desperate attempt to move it. They pushed and pushed but nothing changed, the boulder was unmoved. As they were giving up, a very old fish that everyone trusted said “Do not worry, for Ted is wise. He knows when the danger is real, and he knows when to use the contents of the cave. Have faith that if he says we will be fine, we will survive this, and when octopush comes to shove, the cave will open.”.
Answering to Χρήστος ανέστη with “so true bestie”