#skimmonsrps

[robbaerywrites]

skimmonsrps replied to your post “act like a saint all you want but to keep up with your groups you take...”

oh god if you take 8 years, does that mean i take 88 years?

84 actually bae :-p

[bramrps]

☃: for a holiday-centric voicemail

VOICEMAIL → SIFF

Merry Christmas, douchebag. Stacey insisted I call and ask if you’re gonna drop by today. Every time I point out her obvious crush on you she full-on shrieks at me. I told her you’re dirty and pretty girls don’t date dirty boys, but she still insisted I call so, call me back or show up. Later, dick.

[bramrps]

☆ : for a drunken voicemail

VOICEMAIL → SIFF

…wait, is that my shirt? Oh–OH, dude. Duuuuude!!! aha, I don’t know where the helllll you are, but you’re not here and you know what? That’s not okay. It’s not okay because I am and I’m totallyyyyyyyy hammered and someone stole my shirt. It’s cold. I can’t really feel the cold, but I can tell I’m cold cause my nips are hard. So there’s that. ANYWAY you should be here because there’s lots of chicks and I can’t handle them all, dude. I caaaan’t aha. Just meet me at—

[robbaerywrites]

ONLY 4 AND 1/2 SLEEPS UNTIL I SEE skimmonsrps!!!!!

[bramrps]

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send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours

Out of all the people to get locked in a closet with, coupled with Sam’s luck, of course it ended up being Biff. Honestly, he wouldn’t admit it outloud, but it was his fault even if Biff had warned him about the closet locking when shut too late. He didn’t have to follow his friend in there, but he was attempting to help him look for something when his hand automatically winged the door shut behind him. Next thing he knew, Biff was yelling at him. “Dude, what kind of closet locks from the inside!” Sam shot at him, only to be yelled at some more. “I don’t want to be this close to you, man! Why can’t I get locked in a closet with a hot girl?” He tried to talk over Biff’s continued bitching. Whether it was out of revenge or just coincidence, in the midst of their fight, the overwhelming stench of ass filled his nostrels and the fighting ceased at once. Staring at his friend, Biff then broke into a fit of laughter. “Dude, that’s foul! What died up your ass?” Covering his hand over his nose, he tried hard to break out the closet door.

[robbaerywrites]

skimmonsrps replied to your post “The OC”

BAHAHAHAHA AND MARISSA IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN BECAUSE SHE SUCKS

MARISSA IS ACTUALly THE WORST UGH. CHARACTERS I DID NOT MISS AFTER THEY WERE WRITTEN OFF THE SHOW: MARISSA COOPER. SEASON 3 JUST RUINED ANY HOPE OF HER BEING LIKEABLE

[robbaerywrites]

"I know I'm the one you want to forget."

“Why are you even here, Biff? Haven’t you done enough to me already? Letting me think you were some great guy, tricking me with your charms, trying to get me to sleep with you because of some stupid bet? Was all of it a lie? Do you even like soccer?! I can never believe another word that comes out of your mouth again. You can continue sitting in the stands and cheering for the Lady Titans, because a fan is a fan, but you can not continue talking to me as if nothing has changed. I know I can be a little bit intense; I know most people don’t like me, but I thought you were different. But I don’t need you or anybody else. I’m a star, and you and your stupid friends laughing at me for trusting you won’t distract me from my talent.”

SEND MY MUSE A FALL OUT BOY LYRIC!

[robbaerywrites]

Baetato Conversations

[4/23/15, 11:34:54 AM] Fowler: I’ve actually been calling him Gatstato

[4/23/15, 11:34:56 AM] Fowler: everything is a potato

[4/23/15, 11:34:58 AM] Fowler: i have a problem

[4/23/15, 11:35:27 AM] Fowler: i might need a potato intervention

[4/23/15, 11:43:57 AM] Mochi: XD

[4/23/15, 11:44:03 AM] Mochi: potatoes are amazing so i think you're good