Oct 7, 2023
every day I am on this planet I get closer to being the smartest man alive bc I did not get a phone with a pokemon in it that records me without my permission. that alone makes me smarter than a professor I think
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every day I am on this planet I get closer to being the smartest man alive bc I did not get a phone with a pokemon in it that records me without my permission. that alone makes me smarter than a professor I think
Your art style is like crack to me and I have become addicted
Thank you sm!! Here have some more crack (whiteboard doodles from today with my bf @hopes-memes XP)
everyone meet my new teammate who nearly killed me and everyone in my party 🎉🎉🎉
apparently these bitches are called salandit and their tails are Not supposed to be that red but ig someone decided to fuck around and find out with genetics so now we got this bitch named Sarin whose favorite hobbies are arson and war crimes
I know I'm not the first one to ask this but like. why can't you catch people in pokeballs. what exactly is stopping you besides some sort of failsafe by Silph or whoever the fuck like??? artisan balls don't have a lot of that tech why can't I capture a full grown man in a hollowed out nut
okay just had the WILDEST experience what the fuck Hoenn what kind of Saw nonsense are you on out here
anyways did anyone else in Slateport see some dork in a lab coat get yoinked into the aether by a fearow earlier bc
lmao
need to confirm I'm not insane bc like no one seemed to gaf
tonight on Rotomblr Dot Com: people learn that ex-rockets exist and can often just be lame normal boring people. the site is now in flames
ATTENTION: THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED BY THE PETALBURG POLICE DEPARTMENT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Skipp Normannson (prev. alias: Shigeki Kugihara) is currently under arrest and is being detained at Petalburg City Jail. He is currently being charged with the following:
Assault and battery on a League official
Pokemon cruelty
Terroristic threats
Reckless endangerment
Possession of a fraudulent trainer ID
Smuggling of stolen goods
Resisting arrest
Assault and battery on a member of law enforcement
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Thank you,
—Petalburg Police Department