#skippics

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everyone meet my new teammate who nearly killed me and everyone in my party 🎉🎉🎉

apparently these bitches are called salandit and their tails are Not supposed to be that red but ig someone decided to fuck around and find out with genetics so now we got this bitch named Sarin whose favorite hobbies are arson and war crimes

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man I'm not even mad that she stole my chips ngl I have been in the hot springs for over an hour I am simply melted butter and vibes on this night

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angry bc I found my wallet in the air vents aren't you girl lmaoooo tell your new accomplice to get some better material bozo

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Field Log #9

end log. ow.

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I think you should get your sneasel back!! If she was a legitimate capture the professor shouldn't be able to take her! #getskipphimcat

yeahhh 😬 look I think if I tried to get Cheddar back he would actually just put a bullet between my eyes. that man(?) was Not fucking around about this

but hey on the bright side I found the perfect number six 😌

her name's Sora. she's a fighter. I found her in the Fuck That desert tower while it was crumbling and she helped me get out of there

I can tell she's been dealt a shitty hand (she's a cubone I mean it's kinda obv) but she's still got a fuckton of spirit. she needs a bit of a helping hand sometimes but hey I mean don't we all

I can tell she's gonna make it to the League. she could take on anything.

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Pelliper Mail!

It's a Rattata plushie with a knife in its paw. It's got an angry little expression. The note attatched reads-

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY‼️ Text me once you survive that hangover and I'll buy you a subway sandwhich. Much love!

-Lauwittoni"

@lauwittoniphobia

girl you a real one for that 🙏 thanks for the little rat btw Cable fuckign hates it lmaoooo

she's been huffing and squeaking at it for the past 10 minutes lmao grumpass

anyways I think I am almost back to civilization again so I'll hit you up once I get to the next city ✌️ I could fuck up some subway now that I don't want to bury myself alive tbh

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alright now that it's night out and not hotter than a Magmar's head-ass I'm gonna head out. I got enough supplies to last me the trip on foot plus I finally got around to stitching up that hole that fuckin robot put in my shirt

sayonara Mauville lmao still not sure how to feel Abt this bitch of a city but I CANNOT stay here any longer I will lose my mind

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don't give me that look you little shit if I die I am ghost strangling your narrow ass