|| When the wind blows your skirt up. || Genshin Impact Reactions ||
basically when the wind flashes them your undies others be writing romantic fluffy scenarios but I’m here writing scenarios that are funny in my head lol also childe sticks out like a sore thumb from them hahaha
notes: reader wearing a skirt. no safety shorts (undies only lol). flashing them basically.
: albedo. venti. childe. wanderer. kazuha. lohen.
You see him in the standing in distance as you approach him. As you call out his name ー a gust of wind blows your skirt up!
❥ Albedo remains absolutely still despite catching a glimpse of something he shouldn't have seen. For a second, you’d almost think he missed it entirely — until his gaze quickly darts away to lock onto a nearby flower.
Meanwhile inside his head, he is desperately trying to force himself to think about his alchemy experiments, research notes, or anything other than the exact wind velocity and angle required for such an incident to occur. If you look closely, the light pink dusting his ears betrays his cool composed exterior.
He decides his best course of action is to pretend he never saw a thing and if you dare to bring it up?
He’ll simply launch into an educational monologue to cover his tracks.
“Ah, this flower is quite a rare species. How fortunate h-how quickly I was able to spot it.”
❥ Venti stops mid-sentence as his eyes catch something he definitely shouldn't have seen. For once, the Anemo Archon is rendered completely speechless. It’s only when your gaze shifts into a glare that flustered stutters spill out of him in a rush, his cheeks flushing as red as the apples he loves.
He swears that he had no control over the gusts this time. Apologies leave his mouth in a frantic blur to quell the misunderstanding as you approach him menacingly. Still, Venti can't help but wonder as their God did the winds merely bend to his inner desires?
Wait, no! That’s not true! He could never have such indecent thoughts!
Okay, maybe once or twice…?
He nervously promises to make sure the winds don't pull a stunt like this again — for your sake and his.
“I-I swear I didn’t do it! Well... at least not on purpose this time~!”
❥ Childe is enthusiastically calling out your name with a wave when a rogue gust of wind freezes him like a statue. It’s as if his brain completely short circuits for a second, a sharp gasp escaping his lips.
Moments later, a burst of laughter echoes from him. Make no mistake it isn't out of mockery, but sheer delight and amusement at such a classic cliche scenario happening right in front of him.
His laughter dies down into a chuckle as he steps close and pulls you into a tight embrace. His tall frame acts as a shield, hiding you completely from any onlookers. He gently presses your head against his chest — mostly to keep you from looking up and seeing the bright blush spreading across his own face.
Naturally, he will be teasing you about this for the foreseeable future.
“Whoa, now that was a surprise! Is this your new way of distracting me so you can land an attack, comrade?”
❥ Wanderer turns his head at the sound of his name, his lips pulled into his usual scoff. Before he can give you one of his sharp retorts, the sight of your skirt flying up renders him instantly speechless. His eyes widen in shock before he immediately whips around.
Even after you fix your clothes and approach him, his back remains stubbornly turned. He refuses to face you directly — desperate to hide how thoroughly red his face is. No matter how hard he tries, he simply cannot get the image out of his head.
He’s genuinely tempted to just fly away and leave you behind.
Instead, he roughly shoves his large hat toward you, his eyes averted. He huffs, telling you to use it to cover yourself and to wear proper bottom wear next time before you end up flashing the whole city.
“U-Use that and be more careful next time…!”
❥ Kazuha was mid-sentence, pointing out how strong the breeze was today. When his breath hitches at the sight of your skirt lifting up. Fast as the wind itself, his samurai instincts kick in before his mind can even register what happened. In a flash, he pulls you into a sudden protective embrace. Using the long sleeves of his dark haori to shield you from the draft behind you.
When he snaps back to reality, he blinks startled by his own quick actions. His cheeks turn as pink as the sakura petals of his homeland. He takes a quiet breath to calm his racing heart before gently letting you go once the breeze dies down. A soft reassuring smile rests on his face as his eyes meet yours, his initial fluster completely tucked away.
He offers a quiet apology for startling you, secretly grateful his instincts acted faster than his eyes ー saving him from seeing something he wouldn't have been able to forget easily.
“The winds are rather mischievous today. I will be sure to give them a proper scolding later.”
❥ Lohen freezes the moment his eyes land on your underwear. The shock doesn't last long though — a slow whistle leaves his lips before stretching into a sly grin. He has no shame whatsoever, in fact he’s absolutely delighted by the prospect of embarrassing you.
He looks at you as if he’s just found new prey. Given the predator like glow in his eyes as he steps toward you, you might as well be. He casually comments that the color you’re wearing suits you — though he adds that he thinks it would look much better off. He’s just teasing you...right?
You’d be wise to run now.
Lohen certainly enjoys a good chase but under all that bravado, a faint red is creeping onto his cheeks. He needs to herd you somewhere private before the wind blows your skirt up again — especially in front of other people. He can’t have that happening, the sight is reserved for his eyes only.
“That color looks great on you. Though…I’d much prefer it off~”
“Pass me the sledgehammer.” For any combo of the Charmed sisters!
Thank you!!! It's short but I genuinely just needed to get some charmed sister vibes out of my head and into writing. This takes place ambiguously before Wyatt was born
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"Pass the sledgehammer," Paige commands, palm open as if expecting everyone around her to simply comply. Instead, she gets Piper balking at her and taking tiny steps to put herself between the aforementioned object and Paige.
"No way. You are not knocking down that wall, missy."
Paige half pouts, half rolls her eyes. "You said you wanted help with the nursery. I am simply lending my expertise."
From behind the both of them, lounging on the window seat with a spread of baby shopping magazines, Phoebe snorts. "Since when were you a construction expert."
"Since my dad and I built a treehouse when I was eight."
"You do realize that doesn't exactly make you qualified, right?" Piper fires back, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Maybe not but I do know that I can knock down a wall as well as I can knock down a demon." Not waiting for an answer, Paige puts out her hand again. "Sledgehammer."
In a burst of swirling light the sledgehammer teleports from behind Piper into her hand which drops slightly before adjusting to the new weight.
Piper's face screws up into a deep frown. "Oh that is so personal gain."
"I'm just helping my sister and soon to be niece. Trust me on this one." She swings the sledgehammer back, winding up for what's going to be a really good destruction of plaster even as Piper cries out in protest when the same lights from earlier appear, leaving Leo in their wake. Right in front of her too.
"Woah!" Leo exclaims, throwing his hands up in defense as Paige catches herself right before the swing. "What's going on here?"
"Nursery renovation. Don't worry about it."
Leo glances from her, to Piper, to Phoebe who offers up, "Paige has gone a little sledgehammer happy."
"I have not!" Paige pauses. "Okay, maybe a little."
"Well maybe lets not renovate my child's nursery without having the handyman and carpenter around," Leo half smiles gesturing to himself. "Besides, I just came from the Elders. Seems like there's some major demonic activity brewing and they want you three to look into it."
"Guess nursery renovations can wait," Piper says, looking all too relieved.
Paige sighs and hefts the hammer onto her shoulder. "Fine but I'm bringing the sledgehammer."
Synopsis: You thought once he proposed to you that night, you would be each other's forever. You were however, woken from a dream that was too sweet to be true.
Word count: 1.4k
Note: Surprise! Im sorry it took so long 🥺 I promised you guys cheater gojo and I have come to deliver. I hope you guys like it!
The rain lightly taps the window of your living room, along with the sound of the rain accompanied the silence and darkness. The light of the moon peaks through the gaps of the curtain, casting a certain glow to the room as a clock could be seen signaling the time. It was currently two thirty eight am. You sat alone on the sofa, a blanket that was used to cover your shivering form around your shoulders. Knees pressed to your chest and eyes casted downwards, trying to provide warmth that you needed. You've long forgotten how long you been sitting up, blankly staring at your floorboards. The phone that rested beside you silent as the screen is black, no indication of a text or a missed phone call. You smiled bitterly as your eyes momentarily flickered to it. The selfie of you and him was used as your lockscreen.
He told you beforehand that he'd be back late but you never expected was for a new day to come before he was even home. You remember his solemn voice as he apologizes to you, the static in his voice as you pressed your ear against your phone. You also remembered the sad smile that crossed your face and the pain that came with it as you listened to his words, assuring him that everything was okay and that you'd wait for him. The pillow on your sofa has long gone cold, sleep was furthest from your mind as thoughts of him filled your head. The dull ache in your heart leaving you silent, as you await his return. You had woken to what you thought was the front door unlocking but that was too good to be true. Hours have long passed yet you remained in the same position.
"I'm home～"
You perk up from your position from the kitchen stove. Hearing the sound of your beloved home, brings a sweet smile to your face. You turn off the heat and quickly wipe your hands against your apron. You could hear the thundering of footsteps as Gojo makes an entrance by the kitchen. His blindfold discarded as his crystalline orbs sparking once they meet your form. "Welcome back!" You say just before you were lifted and into the arms of your lover, your feet not touching the floor anymore. You giggle in response as you wrap your arms around his neck in return, nuzzling into the crook of his neck. The usual scent of his cologne calming your erratic heart. "I missed you..." you whispered against his skin, letting your eyes fall shut in his presence. "I missed you more...!" Gojo practically shouts out as he twirls you around the kitchen.
You could feel your heart aching at the memory his scent, his voice, his presence-you missed him. The dinner you had prepared for him had long gone cold on the dining table even as you wrapped it in saran wrap. Those days where you both would happily eat dinner had long gone as you spend most of your nights alone, looking towards an empty seat in front of you.
Suddenly, your eyes flutter open to the sound of clicking as you could hear the passcode of your shared home being typed in. You couldn't help but release a breathe you didn't know you were holding as your mind repeatedly tells you that he's finally home but you couldn't bare to look up. Finally the front door opens and shuts, the sound of slippers making their way towards the living room.
"(Y/N)...?"
You didn't even flinch at the sound of his voice instead you opted to bring your knees closer to chest. You feel a familiar presence approaching you, before taking a seat beside you-his arm wrapping around your shoulder to bring you closer to him. "What are you doing still awake?" He asks as he tries to take a look at your downcasted eyes. You only blink, biting your lip in retaliation to all the questions you wanted to ask him. "Where were you?" "Why did it take so long?" "Why didn't you answer any of my calls...?" Yet those questions were left unsaid as Gojo stares at you in curiosity. "I told you, you didn't have to wait for me..." He sighs as he rubs your shoulder in hopes of comforting you. As your body unconsciously leans towards him, you felt your heart drop. That smell wasn't of his cologne, it did not belong to him.
"Alright let's get you into bed." He says as he slowly pulls you to stand up, his arm still wrapped around your shoulder. Reluctantly you allow your body to move, as he leads you towards your shared bedroom. Gojo hums a small tune as he walks along with you, but all you hear was the sound of your mind shouting at you. Your abrupt halt in your steps, makes Gojo turn to you. "Is something wrong?" He asks as he turns to stand in front of you.
"Don't say it."
"Say it!"
"Don't..!"
"Where were you...?" The words feeling foreign to you as you whisper them. Gojo cocks his head in confusion at your words before opting to answer your question, "I wasー" "Where were you?!" The sudden volume of your voice makes Gojo flinch as his words die in his throat. "Where were you..?!" You shout as your voice echoes through out your shared home as you finally look up towards him. You hands were fisted at your sides as you could feel your body starting to tremble. You could no longer drown out the words in your head, not when they kept getting insistently louder each time he fails to come home with that smell. Your teeth clenching as a wave of emotions wash over you, your husband only stares at you in shock. You refused to raise your voice under any circumstances but here he was on the receiving end of it. "(Y/N)..." Gojo whispers as he reaches out to embrace your trembling form but before his hand could touch your body, you harshly slap his hands away.
"Don't touch me!" As tears begin to form in your eyes, you could feel your nails digging into your skin. "I know, I know about everything...!" Your raise your eyes to meet his shocked ones, you didn't realize he had taken his blindfold off-too lost in your own thoughts. "W-Why..?" Your voice starts to crack as tears roll down your cheeks, "how could you...?" Gojo's hands are still frozen in the air from when you slapped them away, he couldn't form the words, he couldn't speak-he could only stare at you as you eyes demand answers from him. Gojo could feel his heart breaking at your tear stricken face, of the pain you were radiating. All the words, the sentences he wanted to say, remained frozen-he expected this day would come but he couldn't utter a single word. His eyes couldn't bare looking at you, he looked away from you refusing to meet your gaze.
"I'm sorry...."
Those were the only words he could utter as he lowers his head. You could no longer stand as sobs wrecked through your body, your tears dripping on the floor. Gojo clenches his teeth, the tremendous guilt flooding him. "I'm sorry..." You could feel your heart disintegrating, as the memory of a promise you both shared plays in your mind-bringing more tears to your eyes.
"I t-trusted you..."
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"I trusted y-you to keep up your diet instead of sneaking off to eat sweets before coming home...!"
Trying to wake him up but only to end up being cuddled
Ahh this is my time writing and posting.Idea inspired by @j-u-u-z-o 😊 NEED MORE GOJOU CONTENT... Hopefully this isn't too ooc. Plus I'm pretty sure theres some mistakes in there. But I do hope you enjoy it regardless! If you want me to see me write more stuff pls follow @skipps-writes ❤
You sigh, finally done with the reports for the day. It's tiring being a sorcerer plus a teacher at Tokyo Metropolitan Technical College. If you're not exorcising curses then you'd be at school teaching the students.
If only a certain "someone" didn't go off on so many missions or sweets shopping. You stood up and stretched yourself, checking the clock as it is nearly time for a meeting with Principal Yaga. The sun had already begun to set. "How long was I here?" you questioned yourself but nonetheless began to leave the room.
You knew Satoru didn't have any missions today so he would be at school teaching. There's only one place he would be if he wasn't doing either of those things. You slowly slid open the door, only to see Gojou Satoru himself sitting in his expensive chair.
"Of course, you'd be here instead of going to the meeting."
"....."
His lack of response only proves one thing....he's asleep.
A smirk grows on your face. "This is my chance." As you remember all those moments Satoru has teased you or embarrassed in front of his students or honestly everybody. That's it, you were gonna scare the living shit out of him.
You slowly walked towards him, trying to stay as quiet as possible not to wake him up. As you finally stood in front of him, ready to unleash your revenge.
Two strong arms pulled you into a lap. "You thought you could surprise me princess? I knew you were here the moment you opened the door." One arm wrapped around your waist and another to pull up his blindfold. Overcome with shock, you just stared back at his single glowing blue eye.
It finally dawned upon you that you were now at his complete mercy. Straddling him, on his expensive chair while his arm is wrapped around you. "S-Satoru, u-um." Unable to form a response, your face was now practically set ablaze. You clutched his shirt, trying to hide your face against his chest.
" I was just going to wake you up, since we have a meeting with Principal Yaga soon..."
"Oho, then you could of just called me~"
"I know you'd show up late, so I decided to come fetch you myself"
"Oh, how kind of my darling to do so~!"
"And you didn't have any other ulterior motives~?"
You clutched his shirt tighter, embarrassment was all you felt. You tried to stand up but his arms only tightened around you.
" We h-have a meeting to attend."
"Who cares"
"B-but.."
"No buts, you're in my arms right now and that's all that matters."
He grins, pressing a kiss to your forehead. You sigh you knew trying to convince to let you go and attend the meeting was meaningless. You slowly relaxed in his arms and nuzzled your face against his neck.
"You better help me come up with a good excuse for missing the meeting."
|| When you jokingly say you want kids. || Genshin Impact Reactions ||
I was really tempted to put childe here too but then it’s already a squad of shorties so maybe next time childe but yeah I hope you guys enjoy my comeback piece ✌🏻
: Xiao. Kazuha. Wanderer. Venti. Albedo. Lohen.
❥ Xiao
“Do not jest about such things.”
Well, there goes your joke. Xiao immediately understands that it’s a joke — or does he? His face immediately turns away from you to hide how flushed his cheeks are now. How could you say such a thing so easily? He doesn’t know what to think as his mind spirals to "what ifs”.
If you continue to push the joke, he’ll disappear ーleaving you confused. He’s not angry, he’s just overwhelmed and embarrassed. The Yaksha will return to your side again once he’s calmed down. Though now, he’ll have trouble looking at you without the thought of you round from carrying his child flashing in his mind. He doesn’t actually hate the thought, though he'd rather die than to admit that.
“C-Children? I have no interest in that.”
❥ Kazuha
“I feel the same way, my love.”
Oh, it seems like Kazuha doesn’t realize it’s just a joke. Now, the guilt immediately hits you for making it a joke when he looks at you like you’ve just given him the whole world. His eyes fill with adoration for you as he takes your hands within his.
He tells you he’ll have to find a place to settle down. A home where you, him, and your children could grow up. As much as it kills you to to put an end to his daydreaming, you tell him it was a joke. You’ve never seen him deflate so fast. You better make it up to him somehow for temporarily breaking his heart.
“A joke…? I see. Though, I believe you could make a wonderful parent.”
❥ Wanderer
“Y-You want what?”
You’ve basically short-circuited the poor man. Wanderer’s eyes widen as he stares bewildered at you for a good second before his usual scowl returns to his face. He clicks his tongue in annoyance at your supposed joke, having to explain something you should already be aware of.
He can’t have children.
Still, the thought does invoke those fluttery feelings he hates but secretly likes. Children with you, huh? Afterward, he finds himself wondering about it more than he wants to. He can’t have biological children with you, but adopting doesn’t seem like a bad alternative. He covers his face with his hand in embarrassment at such a thought.
He’ll consider it.
“Is that really a joke, or are you trying to hint at something?”
❥ Venti
“Children, you say? Why, we already have children!”
Venti chuckles at your confusion at his words. With a bright smile and a wide spread of his arms, he tells you that all of Mondstadt are his children. Making you as his lover, their automatic parent. All of Mondstadt ーeven if they’re way older than you as your children.
Despite sounding like a joke, it’s a technically true statement in spite of the absurdity of it. With a wiggle of his eyebrows, he approaches you with a grin. He asks you if you’re not satisfied with this many children. Then, he’d be happy to provide you with more! He knows what you actually mean, but it’s just fun to tease you.
“You want more? I suppose I can help you with that~!”
❥ Albedo
“Then I suppose we should get to planning.”
You knew Albedo was a serious person and expected him to brush off your joke, but you certainly did not expect this outcome. Albedo slightly tilts his head to the side in confusion as you don’t immediately respond to his words. He’s basically already agreed — isn’t that what you wanted?
Though, he’s not really sure if he can have biological children with you. He’s never wondered about such a thing before.
Oh, this is a conundrum.
He supposes an experiment wouldn’t hurt.
“I will let you know of the results once I’ve finished. Until then, please think of potential names for our future children.”
❥ Lohen
“Oh? Is that a joke or a promise?”
Lohen could not hold back the shit-eating grin on his face as he leans in closer to tease you. His grin grows wider when you splutter in response to his words. He takes it a step further by asking you when you’d like to start.
Why not tonight?
He’s free.
He’ll keep teasing you until he manages to pull the reaction he wants out of you. He’s laughing now but afterward when he’s alone, he’ll find his mind drifting to your supposed joke. Would your children look more like him or you? Him, since he obviously has the superior genes without a doubt. Guess having a runt or two might not be such a bad idea. Actually, make that three.
“Do you actually want children, or are you more interested in the baby making process hmm~?”
guys hear me out!! him pranking you hoping you’ll scold or better hit him but you end up doing the complete opposite?? 👀 I’m thinking he’ll be like “heck yeah time for pain 😈” only to be hugged and smooched all over his face he’d be like he does not know to react to it wjskjkxjk
Lohen grins, his excitement peaking as he observes your darkened expression. Your once dry clothes are now soaked and seeing your fists clenched so tightly, he knows he’s hit the mark. Pissing you off was his goal from the start.
When your hand roughly grabs his collar, yanking him toward you, he has to resist the urge to simply melt into your arms. The sheer fire in your eyes is doing dangerous things to his heart. As your hand pulls back, he braces himself, squeezing his eyes shut to welcome the sting of a slap and the euphoric pain that usually follows after his usual provocations.
But the blow never comes.
Instead, your lips collide with his in a sudden searing kiss. His eyes snap open in shock. Your lips move against his, perfectly in sync before your tongue slips past his parted lips. An uncharacteristic soft moan escapes him, his gloved hands snapping out to catch your arms in a tight anchored grip. He doesn't fight it, he lets you lead, surrendering to the onslaught completely.
When you finally part for air, he can barely catch his breath before you begin peppering his face with soft quick kisses. Your hands, which were just moments ago aggressively bunching his collar, now cup his face with surprising tenderness. All with a smile curling on your lips.
Lohen finds it impossible to retreat back to his usual suave, teasing self under the barrage of your affection. His cheeks burn a deep crimson, and a weak whimper escapes him, forcing him to squeeze his eyes shut in pure embarrassment. He doesn't have the words to tell you to stop — he isn't even sure if he wants you to. Just what on earth have you done to him?
|| When you wipe away their kiss as a joke. || Genshin Impact Reactions ||
hey guys I’m back from a short inactivity! I can’t just not post my weekly reactions now can I? lol really went all out with this even wrote for characters I’ve never written for either so sorry if it’s ooc anyways enjoy the short men squad!
❥ Albedo’s expression doesn’t change despite your actions. He doesn’t feel the slightest bit of the dejection you hoped to evoke instead, he is awfully curious. He leans in with a thumb to his chin, observing your reaction with a studying gaze as his mind races for potential causes.
“An interesting reception. Could you elaborate on what caused such a reaction?”
You can almost feel yourself regretting the joke now that you’ve made yourself his next problem to solve. He tilts his head slightly as he continues to wonder silently to himself before asking various clinical embarrassing questions that immediately make you reveal the punchline just to get him to stop.
“How unfortunate. I was just about to explore some possible hypotheses.”
❥ Venti gasps loudly, dramatically grasping his chest where his heart is in mock pain. He’s quick to take on the role of a wounded lover, acting as though you had just committed the most heinous offense possible. The words leave his lips like a tragic play scene.
“Oh, my beloved! How you wound me with such a cruel response…!”
When a suppressed giggle escapes your lips at his ridiculousness, his face morphs into his familiar cheeky grin. Happy that he was able to amuse you. He playfully leans in, giving your lips a quick tap accompanied by a boyish wink, ready for a repeat.
“Would my love care for another round~?”
❥ Xiao freezes like a statue at the sight of you wiping your lips, worry quickly filling his eyes as his mind swarms with the thought that he might have caused you pain or unease. He feels his gut twist, averting his gaze and crossing his arms to turn away from you before mumbling a question.
“Did I… make you uncomfortable…?”
You feel guilt practically eating you alive for causing such a reaction. You’re quick to explain it as a joke in a hurried panic, worried he’ll disappear the longer you let the misunderstanding simmer. You only calm down once a tired sigh leaves his lips. You vow to yourself never to pull a prank like that again for as long as you live.
“I… see. Do not startle me like that again.”
❥ Kazuha feels his eyes widen in momentary surprise before his lips pull into a soft apologetic smile. The slight hurt he feels is nothing compared to the fact that he made you uncomfortable. He pulls out a clean handkerchief before taking your face in a gentle cradle.
“May I?”
He dabs your lips softly, his tender eyes gauging your reaction for any unease you might feel. His delicate handling of you evokes a flutter of butterflies within your chest. He’s just so effortlessly charming that you almost want to pull him into another kiss! Though, maybe you should apologize to him first…
“My apologies, my love. I hope that makes you feel better.”
❥ Heizou’s lips curl into a mischievous grin — he knows exactly what you’re up to, but two can play this game. He puts on a serious, detective like face, placing a hand on his chin as he observes you the way he would a fresh crime scene.
“Subject shows mild signs of feigned displeasure, elevated heart rate, and flushed cheeks… I’m going to need to inspect the evidence closer.”
He places a hand gently on your cheek, his eyes intensely locked onto your lips in a way that makes your heart skip a beat. He whispers that he has finally deduced the answer, telling you to lean in closer to hear it. Only to seal your lips with his once more, a triumphant smile playing against your mouth.
“Turns out the suspect just wanted to tamper with the evidence, but I cracked the case first~”
❥ Cyno cocks an eyebrow, watching you silently as you use your hand to wipe your lips. His expression is serious and stern, completely betraying the reaction you had hoped to pull from him. His gaze is sharp when he suddenly takes hold of your wrist, pulling your hand away from your face.
“I hope you understand that what you’ve done is a serious offense.”
You tense in surprise, wondering how wiping your mouth could possibly be a crime. As he begins to elaborate with utter deadpan seriousness on the exact legal extent of your "infraction,". The more you listen, the more you realize how ridiculous it sounds and that he’s turning the tables on you.
“I’ll let you off with a warning this time. Do it again, and I’ll have you arrested.”
❥ Wanderer’s expression hardens as he watches you wipe your lips. His usual scowl grows harsher, and he crosses his arms in displeasure — trying to hide the sting he felt from your action. He’s quick to mask his true emotions with mocking sarcasm.
“If you’re so disgusted, maybe I should scrub your lips until they fall off.”
He’s also fiercely petty, so as soon as your hand leaves your mouth, he grabs you by the collar of your shirt and pulls you into a sudden rougher kiss that leaves you gasping in surprise. It’s wet and sloppy, intentional just to make even more of a mess than what you originally planned to wipe off. Something he usually refrains from doing but right now, he’s feeling spiteful.
“Tsk, do that again. I dare you.”
❥ Lyney’s jaw goes slack, as if he’s entirely unable to believe what you just did. His reaction goes from zero to one hundred as he flamboyantly portrays his heartbreak. A hand resting dramatically on his forehead before he grins, having immediately thought of a counter ploy.
“I see you’re in need of some professional assistance. Let me pull a magic item right out for you…!”
He reaches behind you as if pulling off a sleight of hand, and a handkerchief magically appears in his fingers. Right as you reach out to take it, he playfully swoops in to steal a kiss instead, offering a charming wink and a smile as he pulls back. He doesn’t even bother to hand you the handkerchief.
“How’s that for a magic trick~?”
❥ Kinich blinks, his eyes locking onto you as he wonders why you’re suddenly wiping your lips. Instead of feeling embarrassed or dejected, he fishes a handkerchief from his pocket and hands it to you, briefly wondering if his lips were somehow stained with ash or dirt from his latest hunt.
“Here, use this. It’s better than using your hand.”
As you take the handkerchief from him, it doesn’t take long for the sound of voluminous booming laughter to ring out from a certain floating dragon lord. Whom Kinich promptly swats away like an annoying fly.
“Ha! They’re trying to scrub off your gross mortal germs, Kinich!”
❥ Illuga watches you with eyes filled with concern. His first instinct isn’t to take your action as offensive or hurtful, but to worry. He briefly wonders if his lips had turned cold or rough from the frigid temperature and all the traveling he’s been doing lately.
“Sorry... did I make you cold?”
He gently pulls your hand away from your lips, encasing it warm between both of his own. Bringing your fingers close, he softly blows warm air over them. Hoping to chase away the chill. When your cheeks turn red ー not from the warmth, but from sheer fluster — he presses a tender kiss to your knuckles, offering a gentle smile. How could you possibly reveal it as a joke now when this is his reaction?!
“Feel better? Do you want me to lend you my coat?”
❥ Lohen’s eyes widen for just a fraction of a second before his lips curl into a smirk. He’s by no means offended. In fact, he’s taking it in with sheer delight. He’s quick to lean in again, just to watch you jolt in surprise, his thumb playfully swiping against your bottom lip.
“Wasn’t to your liking? Well, let me try again…”
Before you can even protest, his lips seal onto yours. The thumb that was previously on your lip now holds your chin in a tight grip, pulling it so that your mouth opens wider, his tongue entering to tangle with yours. Maybe you shouldn’t have provoked a tiger when it’s still hungry…
