Hey twin just wanted to stop by n’ drop a quick reminder to be kind to yourself ❤️
Don’t be afraid to to step back to relax bc you deserve it and we (yes WE the readers 🫵) love you so so much and don’t want you exploding any time soon so take care, much love! 💕
TWIN WHO ARE YOU cuz this is so damn sweet??? seriously thank you just dropping this info my inbox made me genuinely happy 🥰
whoever you are I love you too!! and thank you for enjoying my questionable writing 🥹🫂
OOOO THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD ONE. im rly excited bc i sent in a lohen ask and ur writing is macaroni and PEAK bro
awww you did?!! which one is it?? 👀 nahhh stopp thank youu it ain’t much but it’s honest work lol if it was me from 3 years ago I would be pumping shit out daily but I ain’t as active as I used to be…I’ll try to do my best 🫶🏻✨
|| When you wipe away their kiss as a joke. || Genshin Impact Reactions ||
hey guys I’m back from a short inactivity! I can’t just not post my weekly reactions now can I? lol really went all out with this even wrote for characters I’ve never written for either so sorry if it’s ooc anyways enjoy the short men squad!
❥ Albedo’s expression doesn’t change despite your actions. He doesn’t feel the slightest bit of the dejection you hoped to evoke instead, he is awfully curious. He leans in with a thumb to his chin, observing your reaction with a studying gaze as his mind races for potential causes.
“An interesting reception. Could you elaborate on what caused such a reaction?”
You can almost feel yourself regretting the joke now that you’ve made yourself his next problem to solve. He tilts his head slightly as he continues to wonder silently to himself before asking various clinical embarrassing questions that immediately make you reveal the punchline just to get him to stop.
“How unfortunate. I was just about to explore some possible hypotheses.”
❥ Venti gasps loudly, dramatically grasping his chest where his heart is in mock pain. He’s quick to take on the role of a wounded lover, acting as though you had just committed the most heinous offense possible. The words leave his lips like a tragic play scene.
“Oh, my beloved! How you wound me with such a cruel response…!”
When a suppressed giggle escapes your lips at his ridiculousness, his face morphs into his familiar cheeky grin. Happy that he was able to amuse you. He playfully leans in, giving your lips a quick tap accompanied by a boyish wink, ready for a repeat.
“Would my love care for another round~?”
❥ Xiao freezes like a statue at the sight of you wiping your lips, worry quickly filling his eyes as his mind swarms with the thought that he might have caused you pain or unease. He feels his gut twist, averting his gaze and crossing his arms to turn away from you before mumbling a question.
“Did I… make you uncomfortable…?”
You feel guilt practically eating you alive for causing such a reaction. You’re quick to explain it as a joke in a hurried panic, worried he’ll disappear the longer you let the misunderstanding simmer. You only calm down once a tired sigh leaves his lips. You vow to yourself never to pull a prank like that again for as long as you live.
“I… see. Do not startle me like that again.”
❥ Kazuha feels his eyes widen in momentary surprise before his lips pull into a soft apologetic smile. The slight hurt he feels is nothing compared to the fact that he made you uncomfortable. He pulls out a clean handkerchief before taking your face in a gentle cradle.
“May I?”
He dabs your lips softly, his tender eyes gauging your reaction for any unease you might feel. His delicate handling of you evokes a flutter of butterflies within your chest. He’s just so effortlessly charming that you almost want to pull him into another kiss! Though, maybe you should apologize to him first…
“My apologies, my love. I hope that makes you feel better.”
❥ Heizou’s lips curl into a mischievous grin — he knows exactly what you’re up to, but two can play this game. He puts on a serious, detective like face, placing a hand on his chin as he observes you the way he would a fresh crime scene.
“Subject shows mild signs of feigned displeasure, elevated heart rate, and flushed cheeks… I’m going to need to inspect the evidence closer.”
He places a hand gently on your cheek, his eyes intensely locked onto your lips in a way that makes your heart skip a beat. He whispers that he has finally deduced the answer, telling you to lean in closer to hear it. Only to seal your lips with his once more, a triumphant smile playing against your mouth.
“Turns out the suspect just wanted to tamper with the evidence, but I cracked the case first~”
❥ Cyno cocks an eyebrow, watching you silently as you use your hand to wipe your lips. His expression is serious and stern, completely betraying the reaction you had hoped to pull from him. His gaze is sharp when he suddenly takes hold of your wrist, pulling your hand away from your face.
“I hope you understand that what you’ve done is a serious offense.”
You tense in surprise, wondering how wiping your mouth could possibly be a crime. As he begins to elaborate with utter deadpan seriousness on the exact legal extent of your "infraction,". The more you listen, the more you realize how ridiculous it sounds and that he’s turning the tables on you.
“I’ll let you off with a warning this time. Do it again, and I’ll have you arrested.”
❥ Wanderer’s expression hardens as he watches you wipe your lips. His usual scowl grows harsher, and he crosses his arms in displeasure — trying to hide the sting he felt from your action. He’s quick to mask his true emotions with mocking sarcasm.
“If you’re so disgusted, maybe I should scrub your lips until they fall off.”
He’s also fiercely petty, so as soon as your hand leaves your mouth, he grabs you by the collar of your shirt and pulls you into a sudden rougher kiss that leaves you gasping in surprise. It’s wet and sloppy, intentional just to make even more of a mess than what you originally planned to wipe off. Something he usually refrains from doing but right now, he’s feeling spiteful.
“Tsk, do that again. I dare you.”
❥ Lyney’s jaw goes slack, as if he’s entirely unable to believe what you just did. His reaction goes from zero to one hundred as he flamboyantly portrays his heartbreak. A hand resting dramatically on his forehead before he grins, having immediately thought of a counter ploy.
“I see you’re in need of some professional assistance. Let me pull a magic item right out for you…!”
He reaches behind you as if pulling off a sleight of hand, and a handkerchief magically appears in his fingers. Right as you reach out to take it, he playfully swoops in to steal a kiss instead, offering a charming wink and a smile as he pulls back. He doesn’t even bother to hand you the handkerchief.
“How’s that for a magic trick~?”
❥ Kinich blinks, his eyes locking onto you as he wonders why you’re suddenly wiping your lips. Instead of feeling embarrassed or dejected, he fishes a handkerchief from his pocket and hands it to you, briefly wondering if his lips were somehow stained with ash or dirt from his latest hunt.
“Here, use this. It’s better than using your hand.”
As you take the handkerchief from him, it doesn’t take long for the sound of voluminous booming laughter to ring out from a certain floating dragon lord. Whom Kinich promptly swats away like an annoying fly.
“Ha! They’re trying to scrub off your gross mortal germs, Kinich!”
❥ Illuga watches you with eyes filled with concern. His first instinct isn’t to take your action as offensive or hurtful, but to worry. He briefly wonders if his lips had turned cold or rough from the frigid temperature and all the traveling he’s been doing lately.
“Sorry... did I make you cold?”
He gently pulls your hand away from your lips, encasing it warm between both of his own. Bringing your fingers close, he softly blows warm air over them. Hoping to chase away the chill. When your cheeks turn red ー not from the warmth, but from sheer fluster — he presses a tender kiss to your knuckles, offering a gentle smile. How could you possibly reveal it as a joke now when this is his reaction?!
“Feel better? Do you want me to lend you my coat?”
❥ Lohen’s eyes widen for just a fraction of a second before his lips curl into a smirk. He’s by no means offended. In fact, he’s taking it in with sheer delight. He’s quick to lean in again, just to watch you jolt in surprise, his thumb playfully swiping against your bottom lip.
“Wasn’t to your liking? Well, let me try again…”
Before you can even protest, his lips seal onto yours. The thumb that was previously on your lip now holds your chin in a tight grip, pulling it so that your mouth opens wider, his tongue entering to tangle with yours. Maybe you shouldn’t have provoked a tiger when it’s still hungry…
kms I wrote a bunch of stuff and saved it only for tumblr to delete the shit out of it when I check again welp there goes the post that I planned on posting today lol
what was the rly good one that someone sent in u got me curious now
ooof it’s not just one I’m afraid I’ve got a few that are really freakin delicious that got my creative juices flowing I’m talking rubbing my hands like a fly delicious lol
since you asked I’ll spoil one of them 👀 it’s about riling lohen up and leaving him cold turkey hehe it’s a future fic that I’m currently working on slowly it’s like half way done?? just need to pull myself together to finish it 🫠 but got lots more coming up! if you got an idea feel free to send em in 🫶🏻
if you guys sent in an ask please dont think I’m ignoring them I swear I’m working on something with them than just plainly answering them it’s just that I’m slow af 💀
ur post abt lohen being a brat that needs to be put in his place .. mfhfjnfkggm 😵💫😵💫😵💫 its real n true n u r completely right („• ᴗ •„)
I see you have exquisite taste 👌🏼 he’s such a damn brat he legit needs a spanking and a time out lol he has such a smart mouth too and he knows it so he uses it to his advantage not dude being the ultimate rage baiter ooof
him hiding your things on purpose
deliberately forgetting important things
the worst him purposely making you jealous….
oh but we love him for it 🗣️
I’m just imagining his s/o being so fed up with him they tie him up and just leave him there lol left him with blueballs too
|| When the wind blows your skirt up. || Genshin Impact Reactions ||
basically when the wind flashes them your undies others be writing romantic fluffy scenarios but I’m here writing scenarios that are funny in my head lol also childe sticks out like a sore thumb from them hahaha
notes: reader wearing a skirt. no safety shorts (undies only lol). flashing them basically.
: albedo. venti. childe. wanderer. kazuha. lohen.
You see him in the standing in distance as you approach him. As you call out his name ー a gust of wind blows your skirt up!
❥ Albedo remains absolutely still despite catching a glimpse of something he shouldn't have seen. For a second, you’d almost think he missed it entirely — until his gaze quickly darts away to lock onto a nearby flower.
Meanwhile inside his head, he is desperately trying to force himself to think about his alchemy experiments, research notes, or anything other than the exact wind velocity and angle required for such an incident to occur. If you look closely, the light pink dusting his ears betrays his cool composed exterior.
He decides his best course of action is to pretend he never saw a thing and if you dare to bring it up?
He’ll simply launch into an educational monologue to cover his tracks.
“Ah, this flower is quite a rare species. How fortunate h-how quickly I was able to spot it.”
❥ Venti stops mid-sentence as his eyes catch something he definitely shouldn't have seen. For once, the Anemo Archon is rendered completely speechless. It’s only when your gaze shifts into a glare that flustered stutters spill out of him in a rush, his cheeks flushing as red as the apples he loves.
He swears that he had no control over the gusts this time. Apologies leave his mouth in a frantic blur to quell the misunderstanding as you approach him menacingly. Still, Venti can't help but wonder as their God did the winds merely bend to his inner desires?
Wait, no! That’s not true! He could never have such indecent thoughts!
Okay, maybe once or twice…?
He nervously promises to make sure the winds don't pull a stunt like this again — for your sake and his.
“I-I swear I didn’t do it! Well... at least not on purpose this time~!”
❥ Childe is enthusiastically calling out your name with a wave when a rogue gust of wind freezes him like a statue. It’s as if his brain completely short circuits for a second, a sharp gasp escaping his lips.
Moments later, a burst of laughter echoes from him. Make no mistake it isn't out of mockery, but sheer delight and amusement at such a classic cliche scenario happening right in front of him.
His laughter dies down into a chuckle as he steps close and pulls you into a tight embrace. His tall frame acts as a shield, hiding you completely from any onlookers. He gently presses your head against his chest — mostly to keep you from looking up and seeing the bright blush spreading across his own face.
Naturally, he will be teasing you about this for the foreseeable future.
“Whoa, now that was a surprise! Is this your new way of distracting me so you can land an attack, comrade?”
❥ Wanderer turns his head at the sound of his name, his lips pulled into his usual scoff. Before he can give you one of his sharp retorts, the sight of your skirt flying up renders him instantly speechless. His eyes widen in shock before he immediately whips around.
Even after you fix your clothes and approach him, his back remains stubbornly turned. He refuses to face you directly — desperate to hide how thoroughly red his face is. No matter how hard he tries, he simply cannot get the image out of his head.
He’s genuinely tempted to just fly away and leave you behind.
Instead, he roughly shoves his large hat toward you, his eyes averted. He huffs, telling you to use it to cover yourself and to wear proper bottom wear next time before you end up flashing the whole city.
“U-Use that and be more careful next time…!”
❥ Kazuha was mid-sentence, pointing out how strong the breeze was today. When his breath hitches at the sight of your skirt lifting up. Fast as the wind itself, his samurai instincts kick in before his mind can even register what happened. In a flash, he pulls you into a sudden protective embrace. Using the long sleeves of his dark haori to shield you from the draft behind you.
When he snaps back to reality, he blinks startled by his own quick actions. His cheeks turn as pink as the sakura petals of his homeland. He takes a quiet breath to calm his racing heart before gently letting you go once the breeze dies down. A soft reassuring smile rests on his face as his eyes meet yours, his initial fluster completely tucked away.
He offers a quiet apology for startling you, secretly grateful his instincts acted faster than his eyes ー saving him from seeing something he wouldn't have been able to forget easily.
“The winds are rather mischievous today. I will be sure to give them a proper scolding later.”
❥ Lohen freezes the moment his eyes land on your underwear. The shock doesn't last long though — a slow whistle leaves his lips before stretching into a sly grin. He has no shame whatsoever, in fact he’s absolutely delighted by the prospect of embarrassing you.
He looks at you as if he’s just found new prey. Given the predator like glow in his eyes as he steps toward you, you might as well be. He casually comments that the color you’re wearing suits you — though he adds that he thinks it would look much better off. He’s just teasing you...right?
You’d be wise to run now.
Lohen certainly enjoys a good chase but under all that bravado, a faint red is creeping onto his cheeks. He needs to herd you somewhere private before the wind blows your skirt up again — especially in front of other people. He can’t have that happening, the sight is reserved for his eyes only.
“That color looks great on you. Though…I’d much prefer it off~”
he is isn’t he??? he’s just a cute cute angel who could do no wrong 😇 I love the gap moeness? of it haha it’s something I really wanted to write about but I hesitated on because snowflakes might hound me for ruining his character or writing dark shit 💀 happy to know people enjoyed the concept! really gives me the confidence to explore more into it
I really wanted my y stands for yearner headcanons to be more deranged but ya girl hesitated so it was borderlining it guess now since it’s so well received I can just go full on bad huh? 👀
here’s a quick deranged headcanon 😉
- lohen absolutely loves your legs, he could stare at them all day. the way you cross your legs when you sit or how you hug your legs when you get cold. he can’t help but imagine the different things they could be doing instead. wrapped around his waist as he fcks you or squeezing his head as you sit on his face but for now he’ll just settle for caressing and marking them while you sleep. the bruise on your thigh? you must of bumped into something…
