#skstarter

[daniel--turner]

"There's no way to prove that I stole this baby."

[terra-morris]

--.. turns out they think you're crazy if you tell them you spoke to a ghost.

[terra-morris]

This place doesn't seem.. too bad.

[amelia-jenkins]

Someone please explain to me why this stupid facility refuses to let me get a job, but also refuses to give me any money.

Because I've officially spent every single penny I had.

[daniel--turner]

I decided that I like bunnies now. Do you think that kittens and bunnies would make great friends? I mean they're both fluffy as fuck, they should be friends.

[autumncaverly]

Finally, a four-day weekend.

[jaxvance]

Think they'd let me have a dog?

[vanessa-notfrom-cleveland-blog]

"According to my mom's facebook, my daughter has a fever. I'm nauseous. Is this normal? It's just a fever. You know what, maybe I should break out and go take her to the emergency room..."