Jul 20, 2022
my grandmother snuck a large bottle of holy water into my luggage while i wasn’t looking 😭
#going home todayyyy#at least i will be if i don’t get stopped at securityyy#la la laaaa#trying to explain to her that there’s a 100ml limit#they’ll make me pour it all out of the bottle is too big#even if it is holy#or well okay maybe they’d turn a blind eye at this end but they’d stop me at my layover#I’ll take some if she gives me a smaller bottle#she’s very insistent that I take at least *some*#i think she wants me to conduct an improvised baptism of my brother with it 😭#not entirely sure though bc neither of us know the words for it so we’re trying to negotiate through mime#ellistxt#skvl22#also wow icb the wifi starts working twenty minutes before I leave#rudeeee