#sky's shitposts

[skys-trash-bin]

The dog is the best Kid Icarus character and if you think otherwise then you suck. You know it’s the best.

[precious-seeklets]

Who would win in a fight

Someone doing it to 'em

OR

A t-posing dude in a T-Rex costume.

@cogger-the-con I need your opinion on this it's important

[precious-seeklets]

HEY FUCKERS GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

[precious-seeklets]

I'm either about to pass out or enter the astral plane, and honestly, I'd be okay with either.

[precious-seeklets]

Someone: so what do you plan to do with your life now?

Me: bitch I never expected to live this long.

[precious-seeklets]

Two bottles down

Better call me a bumble bee bc I'm buzzzzzed~

Heh, heh heh

I'm hilarious.

[precious-seeklets]

The child's away so the gay will play.

Fawn's gone to bed and I've got four bottles of engex (totally not stolen from the bar), this is bound to be good.

[precious-seeklets]

Hey

if Johnny has dumb bitch disease and the sugar is 420 meters away, but papa is 69 meters away from the sugar and moving at 50 miles per hour, how fast does Johnny have to move to get there first, don't tell lies and show your work. - Sky