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Now that Ghorse is here, when will Zaeth have the George of the Jungle moment I've been hoping for

Super cute how the Xie bros weren't even upset after finding out their marquis got shacked up while laying low. They just immediately accepted their boss was playing happy family while they risked their lives lol

#skye's text #pursuit of jade #I do love the “we're just happy that you're married” trope when it comes to the in-laws in a contract marriage #doesn't matter that she's a country girl she's the marchioness

Xie Zheng was truly gone when he got nervous about giving Changyu her mother's hairpin. He would have gotten it back no matter what (because of his mommy complex), but he got nervous because gifting a hairpin makes it a love token 🤭

#skye's text #pursuit of jade #I'm work shopping the generic drama tag rn

So we all agree Butty makes made meth right

#city council of darkness #skye's text

In The Witcher books:

Evolution is real and widely known to the point elves call humans "apes".

Elves don't have canines, implying they are herbivores.

What bipedal herbivore mammal equivalent do the elves descend from? I am choosing to believe ground sloths.

#the witcher #wiedźmin #skye's text

I made gravy that is somehow too bland AND too salty. However, I now have gravy.

#I might need to reduce it more but I was worried about it burning #skye's text

Ate shit in the Meijer's parking lot.

#skye's text #thankfully I'm ok but jesus christ #this storm is not getting better