#skype insanity

[exsiliumductoris]

Gaian Tabloids

[7:58:20 PM] Vincent and Veld: "JENOVA STILL ALIVE!?"

[7:58:42 PM] Vincent and Veld: man I bet Gaian tabloids are a trip

[7:58:50 PM] Lucrecia: haha yeah I was just thinking that

[7:59:05 PM] Vincent and Veld: or maybe they just freak out about normal stuff, because weird stuff is every day

[7:59:40 PM] Lucrecia: "NO WEIRD DISEASE OR ALIEN INVASION IN MONTHS. APOCALYPSE SOON?!"

[7:59:46 PM] Vincent and Veld: "POLICE MAKE TRAFFIC STOP!! TICKETS ISSUED!!"

[8:00:21 PM] Vincent and Veld: "TURKS SEEN LAUGHING!"

[8:01:17 PM] Lucrecia: "GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL SEEN BUYING OWN COFFEE, PAYING TAXES"

[8:02:14 PM] Vincent and Veld: "FIREMEN RESCUE CAT FROM TREE"

[8:02:35 PM] Lucrecia: "TREE SEEN GROWING ALONG SIDEWALK"

[8:03:44 PM] Lucrecia: "85% OF LOCAL FAUNA NOT MUTANTS"

[8:04:06 PM] Vincent and Veld: "RAIN STORMS UN-TAINTED"

[8:05:53 PM] Lucrecia: "LIFESTREAM STAYS UNDERGROUND

[stelearcher-blog]

Magnus: maybe the kids are with aunt izzy?

Alec: Sure. No bubble wrap!!!

Magnus: like: we invite cat over for drinks and have fun!

Magnus: makes a joke

Magnus: is slapt by cat

Izzy: BUBBLE WRAP IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF BABY SITTING.

Alec: NO IT ISNT

Izzy: YES IT IS

Magnus: YES IT IS!

Izzy: HOW ELSE CAN YOU GUARANTEE THE LITTLE ANGELS WON'T GET HURT?

Izzy: SEE MAGNUS IS ON MY SIDE

Magnus: IF MY CHILD COMES BACK WITH BLUE BRUISES... ehm

Izzy: His would probably be more purple than blue...

Magnus: If he comes back with purple bruises somewhere you'll see hell rise!

Alec: MaGNUS

Alec: Your supposed to be on my side!!!!!

Izzy: I take good care of the babies. They love playing in the bubble wrap suits.

Magnus: I am supposed to keep my children save!

Alec: Not that safe!!!

Izzy: You're being reckless with your children, brother.

Alec: I AM NOT

Alec: I AM VERY SAFE

Izzy: NOT BUBBLE WRAP SAFE

Magnus: pops all the bubble wrap in the background

Alec: NO ONE SHOULD BE BUBBLE WRAP SAFE

Izzy: WHY?

Alec: ITS TOO FAR

Alec: HE BARELY CRAWLS

Magnus: but he loves the sound!

Alec: ........

Izzy: It's true. He laughs every time you pop a bubble.

Alec: Fine. Let him play with it while he's in ur lap!!

Magnus: But letting him crawl in bubble wrap is too much fun!

Alec: Magnus!!!

Alec: You're doing this on purpose!!

Magnus: He likes it! I cannot stop myself when he looks at me with those big blue eyes! He never complained that I cannot say no to YOU!

Alec: disapproving stare

Magnus: Oh please! You let Rafe play around with that bow all the time

Alec: Without arrows!!!

Alec: It's a toy!!

Magnus: He could still loose an eye!

Magnus: Bubble wrap is much safer

Alec: He could eat it and choke on it

Magnus: That's why we always use big pieces!

Alec: It's plastic!!

Alec: And tears easily

Magnus: Like that bow!

Magnus: It could break

Izzy: casually wrapping the kids in bubble wrap

Alec: Rafe is older and it's a mundane children's toy

Magnus: I saw mundanes playing with bubble wrap too!

Magnus: Good Izzy!

Alec: IZZY STOP THAT

Izzy: Mundanes have pretty questionable toys. They break all the time.

Izzy: can't stop won't stop

Alec: He only plays with it when I'm around

Alec: Izzy!

Magnus: Izzy always has an eye on them when they play in bubble wrap

Magnus: Come on even chairman plays with it!

Alec: You are not helping!!

Izzy: It's safe for all ages and species.

Magnus: nod

Magnus: Chairman survived it all fine!

Magnus: And you don't want to say our children are not as intelligent as chairman, do you?

Magnus: we cornered him Izzy!

Izzy: He will have to give in now.

Magnus: I have the champagne in the fridge already!

Magnus: lowkey has a problem

Izzy: Yay! is an enabler