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AHEHEHE oh this will be fun, mr. slade- (cracks knuckles) get ready for a lifetime of torture from yours truly!

i'm going to start this off with my great big book of dad puns since you're that old. ahem.

The length of a lifetime is subjective.

well, just like you i too, have my secrets that i shan't reveal.

also i'm a tumblr veteran, i have my ways. newbie.

This was a mistake. I already have a headache.

HELLO you one-eyed NERD

If I pretend to be surprised, will you tell me how you found this?

One of the cogs is stalling again.

Irritating.

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