Can you please write some relationship headcanons for the youngest (and sluttiest) of the Chaos Gods?
“Slannesh I believe you doin’ heresy for?” - Ichor
Summary - “Slannesh HeadCannons”
TW // Smut. THIS IS SLANNESH WE TALKIN ABOUT.
𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫: 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡
“Long shall be your suffering. Joyous be your pain.” - Asteroth, Deamon Prince of Slannesh.
𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜/𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜:
Is an okay friend, better as a lover as they will dedicate themselves to your pleasure, but as a friend? They are the type to ditch you and possibly forget about you. You don’t know if they mean well or not, but Slannesh themselves are just a huge red flag. I don't know how you possibly got their passive attention, but you have.
However, there are times when they… care. In their own way. Their hands are wondrous, yes, but they are not... overly so that would make you uncomfortable. They have a tiny bit of sense inside of them to give you some dignity just because they find you... interesting. It's a bit of VIP access for you.
Dress ups are a must, honestly. Whether it would be in lingerie, dresses and suits, it doesn't matter to them as long as they can control what they want to try on you. Dollin' you up. This also includes painted nails and doing hair styles. They are rather gentle when they do your hair, it's a bit relaxing.
Offers the best massages too. Again, their hands wander but you feel like mush afterward. Nothing about it has to be sexual until you give a hint of initiating anything. Then, you should worry of what your relaxing sessions have gone to.
50/50 on keeping you close and not. They like when you mingle within their realm. Almost getting snatched a few times here and there until they smell their Gods scent on you. They like the way you speak... normal to them. Not like they are a complete, lustful abomination they are usually called from the enemies... The other 50 is they like putting you on their lap and holding you there. You can please them if you like but the consequences are your actions.
If you have pain? I feel like they would purr and talk you through it because they know what it's like. However, it doesn't mean it should be caused upon you. They like you alive and warm not a cold, lifeless corpse. What can they do with a dead body? Puppet it? (Not necrophilia but I wouldn't realistically put it pass them...) Put it a trophy like Khorne does? No way. Those two hate each other.
Would help you through your cycles since we are on the topic of pain. They would gift you many things that are... alarming but they do help you a bit. Would wrap around you as your heat source or would assign some minion to you as one. They would definitely hand feed you, don't even have to ask. What they feed you is... something. Did Nurgle brew it up? They also would take the advantage of you though in this state.
Rather good at social cues, second to Khorne. They have a keen eye on what makes you tick and what doesn't. They know that certain twitch of your body means that your angry or frustrated and well... pleased. They can read you like the back of their hand's. Also, the different tone of your voice can rile them up.
Being the youngest and well... the sluttiest of the gods. It has it perks and not. They can behave like a teenager but still smart enough because they are a feared god for disastrous reasons. So, somedays you may get someone clingy and other days? You get a god that wants to destroy you inside and out. Weather if that is friendly or not? That's on you.
Can be rather playful when it comes to it. Loves to pick on you and get on your nerves. Purposely poking and squishing areas of you that get a double rise out of you. Likes it when you snap at them, and when you forcefully bringing them down for a kiss that is most likely going to end up as something more within seconds. Puts you in their arms and traps you against their chest when you misbehave and just... carries you around.
𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥/𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭:
Alright, we know Slannesh will be fucking you every chance they can get with you. Doesn’t matter the where, what’s and when’s. They are absolutely shameless about it. Will have you on an altar. In front of their minions. It doesn’t matter. They will have you when they want to. You don’t get a choice most of the time. It what you get for being with the youngest chaos god.
It’s a 50/50 with sharing you. One day they can be eager to watch you get fucked or they will be very jealous and have you to themselves. The thought changes every hour. Do they want to fuck you? Or do their minions want to fuck you? Hmm… they do need some attention from you.
Overstimulates you, always. Loves to do it too. To feel you melt under their hands and watch as your mouth hangs open with drool dribbling down your cheek. Eyes completely dazed, wrapped by their affections upon you. Always thrusting in and out of you like someone starved for sexual pleasure.
Is one to edge you too. A 50/50 to get this or overstimulation, but if they do edge you? It can last for days. Years if they wanted to, but they know the limits of a baseline… Will circle their fingers and curl them inside of you. Their fangs trailing your skin, teasing you but never biting. Pulling everything away from you before you climax just to hear you whine pitifully at them. Pleading with them to take them just how you want them to.
Will take certain forms in order to please you more. See what makes you moan the loudest and what doesn’t. It tells them they are doing a good job. (They always know that.) Somedays they will be theirselves. Other days? They will shift into this… unimaginable creature to please the holiness right out of you.
Would eat you out too, no questions asked. Will shove their tongue so far down inside of your walls or mouth that your brain would think they went too far. Will deep throat you if you have a dick. Not minding how far it could go. They don’t have a gag reflex and will swallow whatever you give them.
Rope or anything constricting will be used upon you. They like seeing you at their mercy. To see you bound upon their throne, quarters or an altar. It really gets them going when you're at an altar though. Something about it… how you're sacrificing yourself sends them a bit wild and you will be bred for infinite moons to come. Whips are also something they have a keen thing for.
Breeding? Doesn’t really matter to them. They do that every day with you. They always spill their seed inside of you and a little out to purposely make a mess. However, they are not too keen to have an heir… and don’t expect them to be good at the whole family-thing either. Will not be a good figure.
Will honestly use every kink in the book with you: pain, roleplay, powerplay, knotting, tentacles, somnophilia… I think one would get it. They are using every single kink they can think of and has tried to see how much kinks your body could take before you pass out.
Is good with aftercare but don’t be surprised if they start another round when you already feel like jello. They will at least want you conscious with them and not sleeping. They get more moans to suck out of your mouth that way.
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