[TEXT THREAD WITH VINNY 7:00 PM]
V: Hey, beautiful, I know I said I would send a car but I want to see you as soon as possible. I'm going to come pick you up instead.
R: One condition.
V: Anything.
R: I don't want to sit in a car you've previously used with another woman.
V: Reina, you could tell me to sign over my bank account and I would do it. An unused car is easy. I'll see you at 7:30 pm. Can't wait to see you.
R: I expect full access to your bank account as entry :)
[TEXT THREAD WITH VINNY 7:20 PM]
V: It's a little early but I'm here. I can wait for you if you're not ready yet.
R: I'm ready. Come up.
V: You’re making me rethink dinner with you in this dress, Blue.
R: Maybe if you impress me enough, I might let you figure out what is underneath it.
V: You really love pushing me to my limits.
R: I do, especially because it’s so easy to do. I mean I got you to send me fifteen hundred bucks for one picture.
V: Probably not the smartest finanical decision I’ve made but it was worth it. I got you a little something on my way here.
R: Is it access to your bank account?
V: laughs Maybe if you let me take you one a few more dates. I actually picked these up for you.
R: More flowers? Were the hundreds you already sent not enough?
V: Nope.
R: Do you get women flowers often?
V: Only once.
R: raises eyebrow
V: Relax, it was for my sister in law when she gave birth.
R: Did she like them?
V: Maybe one day you can ask her yourself.
R: Family already? A bit soon.
V: I said one day, now read the card.
CARD READS:
"You are my greatest adventure" - Vinny
R: You misspelled nightmare.
V: You know, Reina. I like that about you.
R: Like what about me?
V: You’re impossibility to be romanced.
R: Maybe you’re just really bad at it.
V: Oh am I?
R: Would not recommend.
V: Then why let me take you out to dinner?
R: I’m bored and the slightest bit horny.
V: So you’re just using me?
R: Precisely.
V: Let me ask you something- I want an honest answer.
R: Don’t whine when I hurt your feelings, but go ahead.
V: What is it going to take to get you to stop busting my balls?
R: You on your knees crying for me.
V: You’re lying to me, Reina.
R: I’m not. I want to see you broken down to the very last particle of that dog shit man that you are. I want your only thoughts to be of me and what you can do to please me. I want you begging for my approval and attention.
[silence]
R: So what is it going to be Vin-
