@vitalphenomena: “it didn’t occur to me that not panicking was an option.”
well, there she has it. they. what... gen-z-ers dress like they died at sea, how the fuck is he supposed to know.
❛zuck is like a spider. he’s more scared of you than you are of him.❜
that’s if she’s not scared of them. themselves. holy fucking shit.
zuck’s brand-new beach curls look almost like they belong on a person. very realistic. who knew? spray tan does save lives. he missed a spot behind his ear, though. it shines like the coin enamel of an AI girlfriend with the packaging chipped.
❛what are your pronouns?❜








