#slav squatting

[krool-gwooptsoov]

Remember Tovarisch:

Heels on ground, safe and sound. Heels in sky, western spy.

[akatsukiserpent]

Ivan let's go sacrifice some heathens

[slavsquatgod]

a stray Putin squatting across your dash!

[wtf-fun-factss]

Slav Squatting - WTF fun facts

[the-paper-head]

BLYAT!!!!!

[malenkaya-sova]

Slavbob Trackpants

[slavsquatgod]

putin is the reincarnation of rasputin and let me tell you why. 

first, the most obvious fact: they both have putin in their name. but we all know this. they also both have harsh, icy blue eyes. eyes you can get lost in. eyes that see all. eyes that watch disapprovingly as i make this shit(ty)post in my exhausted state.

rasputin helped bring down the tsar of russia, and the creation of the soviet union soon followed. but then my man putin rose to power shortly after the soviet union fell. 

also these motherfuckers are super hard to kill. rasputin was supposedly poisoned and shot multiple times, but managed to survive until he was drowned. and we all know putin is immortal, thanks to the slav squat. 

and they both have this weird allure and sex appeal to them. people wanna fuck them. i’m not saying i wanna fuck them, but people definitely do. tsarina alexandra feodorovna probably fucked rasputin. 

case closed. i feel like this is sufficient evidence to prove that putin is the reincarnation of rasputin. thanks for reading. 

[slavsquatgod]

volodya filling up on gas before he makes his way to the zone