HELLO YES I AM THE ANON THAT REQUESTED THE SLAV SMUT AND HOSKDKSJZJDNDB THIS IS WHY YOU'RE MY FAVORITE BLOG PLEASE I NEED MOREE
HAVE I CATERED TO YOUR DESIRES GOOD ENOUGH?? DID YOU ENJOY IT?? I’M P SURE I HAVE MORE BUT IDK HOW SERIOUS I CAN BE I PROMISE I’LL TRY
Edit: itS NOT EVEN NSFW HEADCANONS ANYMORE IDK WHAT THIS IS
– Ryan
• My favorite will forever and always be sex ed but this time with Slav• “So wait, STDs doesn’t stand for Specialized Tactical Division??” (see @onetallday ‘s second post on sex ed)• Would 10/10 times lose the Too Hot Game• Again hands• uuuh I’m pretty sure you can start talking about parallel dimensions and he’d find it p hot• Probably thinks sex starts with the kiss• You like kiss him on the cheek and he goes to Shiro and says• “Me and [y/n] had sex.”• Shiro’s like “Pff, yeah, okay, in what reality??”• Uses George Michael to set the mood• Careless Whisper play every time he’s got you in his room• Literally will sing the sax solo if he doesn’t have a speaker