#sleazybcnes

[the-greatest-friend]

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[ * Forehead, ear????, cheek, throat. ]

[the-greatest-friend]

[ Merry Gyftmas! It’s a pair of oven gloves that look like googly-eyed snakes. ]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THESE ARE SO WONDERFUL THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-greatest-friend]

✧ 8>c

✧I would kill you.✧ I would physically hurt you.✧ I would attack you unprovoked.✧ I would manipulate you.✧ I dislike you.✧ You annoy me.✧ You scare me.✧ You intimidate me.✧ I hope I intimidate you.✧ I pity you.✧ You disgust me.✧ I hate you.✧ I’m indifferent toward you.✧ I’d like to get to know you better.✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you.✧  I’m unsure what to think of you.✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you.✧ You are my friend.✧ You are my best friend.✧ You are my mentor.✧ I look up to you.✧ I respect you.✧ You are my hero.✧ You inspire me.✧ You are my enemy.✧ You make me happy.✧ I want to protect you.✧ I would fight by your side.✧ I consider you an equal.✧ I think you are beneath me.✧ I think you are above me.✧ I would lie for you.✧ I would lie to you.✧ I would sleep with you.✧ I would sleep by your side.✧ I would hug you.✧ I would kiss you.✧ You are family to me.✧ I would die for you.✧ I would kill for you.✧ I would trust you with my life.✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging.✧ I would trust you with a secret.✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret.✧ I love you (platonically).✧ I love you (romantically).

[the-greatest-friend]

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Their first impression: MOLD...

Their current impression: BEAUTIFUL

What they like the most about your muse: GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR

What they dislike the most about your muse: THE WAR WITH HUMANS THING MAKES ME A BIT UNCOMFORTABLE

What your muse is for them ( Friend, lover, rival ecc.): ROMANTIC FRIEND

A general opinion of their relationship: DESPITE EVERYTHING, IT’S STILL YOU

If applicable, something they wish to reveal:

[threeyearshopeful-archive]

CYPRUS: LISTEN,

CYPRUS: LISTEN,

SLEAZY: MY LIPS

CYPRUS: DISCORD STOP

SLEAZY: READ MY LIPS

CYPRUS: DISCORD STOP

SLEAZY: I LOVE ELVIS WHEN I'M GETTING JIGGY WITH IT

CYPRUS: STOP

CYPRUS: STOP

CYPRUS: DISCORD

CYPRUS: FUCK

[childkxng]

@sleazybcnes i named a desert rat boy after you

[childkxng]

Douche chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

[whatislv]

ARE U STILL DOIN THE URL THING COULD U DO SUNNYBCNES OR SLEAZYBCNES HELLO I LOVE YOU.......

SEND A URL AND I WILL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING;

Do I follow them?: I SAY YAAAASWhy did I follow them?: Probably found Sunny through Greta and got knocked flat on my ass by all this good goddamn art and writing. Literally, what the fuck Hedj. YOU'RE SO QUALITYDo we roleplay?: Another case of "talked a few times, but maybe not extensively!" There's been more between Hopper and Sleazy than any other combo.Do I want to roleplay with them?: Poses lavishly... Oh... POSES DRAMATICALLY. I DUNNO.... MAYBE. (YEHA...)An AU idea for our muses: I'm still on about Hopper being the mob's own goddamn kneecapper, honestly. He's got some faith in Sleazy's smarts; If Sleaze told him someone needs a little messin' up or needs to come in for an appointment, he'd get it done.A song for our muses: SURPRISE IT'S FOR SLEAZE N HOPS AGAIN. maybe not 100% applicable but if nothing else hops'd probably show him some of his(my) awful metal music. (it's so good though... if really whacky and weird on the video front, omg.)Do I ship our muses?: Ehhh nnnooo??? Question marks??? I'd love for them to talk more though! Get Hopper back up and running and maybe inquire how serious that ice cream run with Sunny was with Hadz, hehe.What I think about mun: HEDJ IS SO WITTY AND FUNNY AND TALENTED I GET DOKIS JUST BEING IN THE SAME SPACE SOMETIMES HONESTLY, WHAT A COOL PERSON??? and super sweet to me, too! my goodness. i always hope somethings good going on for them because i know life is tough, but theyre strong and i believe in them.. GO HEDJ GO...Overall opinion: Good god, what a busy bunch of blogs in a busy group with other busy blogs! There always seems to be something going on, and that's pretty impressive. The writing is consistent, the character is believable, the art is phenomenal, holy shit. I can't throw enough praise around on any of these topics. If I keep going on, I'll stretch y'all's dashes even worse than I already am... This is a super good blog, just. Trust me...Blog rate: 8.5-9! SUPER QUALITY, BALANCED BLOGGING but there are so... many sexual themes sometimes it's just so not my cup of tea. It's definitely not like it's the ONLY one though, and even better is that those themes are often used as tools in relationship building and maintaining. WHEN IT'S NOT A THING, THOUGH, HOT DIGGETY IS THIS ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS EVER... All these stylish, well-characterized and thoroughly developed skeletons got me like ayyyy. Follow Hedj's blogs, they're Good.