sas preference >> texting
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requested: no
warnings: cringe
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summary: how do the members of the sas text you?
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thatcher
mike baker, the man hellbent on removing the reliance of technology, having an phone?
you may as well reach him through carrier pigeon
he sends work emails through his computer
not one to chat digitally
“damn kids and their confusing technology. when i was your age—“
if you gift him a phone it will be sold for boat repairs
sledge
gets annoyed very easily
how in the hell do i share a photo?
once seamus figures it out, he constantly sends photos — food, mildly entertaining advertisements, anything
you really thought you could argue with him through text?
he’s always on news sites, equipped with statistics and facts to prove your side wrong
types in paragraphs, punctuation and all
mute
do not come to him for 3am advice
he will leave you on read 24/7
short, 1-2 sentence replies
never once has he beat around the bush to anything
he asked you how he could get rid of the emoji option one time
mark doesn’t mean to come off rude, he just doesn’t notice how blunt he sounds when you read it
smoke
who gave james a phone
memes and incredibly horny texts at midnight
sends you shit like
texts frantically, with at least a phrase per individual text
lowercase typing
cursed emojis 😳🥺😔🤔😎🤤🥵