Feeling nostalgic for the old GURPS games I was in way back and how ridiculous they were. Reading my old character sheets and how on Tosyos (my wizardy dude) I put 20 skill points into an unconventional spell my delightful GM offered for him called ‘Rain of Pancakes’
“[11/02/2013 06:55:14] Tsargoth: RAIN OF PANCAKES
Food College. Rains hot pancakes on the area. Not enough to burn people but enough to make for a delicious pancake. Duration: 1 minute. Pancakes fall at 10 per second.” Bless you Tsar.
Additional mana put into the spell made fancier pancakes and after some calculation,
“It would cost 4 mana points to make 600 pancakes with syrup and icecream. Using the powerstone necklace, Tos has 36 mana points. 36 divided by 4 is 9. 9 x 600 = 5400. If Tos blew every mana point in casting that spell over and over, he could make 5400 pancakes.
[12/02/2013 17:29:44] Slee: With syrup.
[12/02/2013 17:29:47] Slee: And icecream.“
Sadly they vanish after one hour, but you hecking bet covering small villages in pancake rain was a key goal of mine forever afterwards, one I sadly never got to capitalize on as much as I wanted.
EDIT: Bonus I just found my “long term goals” notepad list for him when it seemed he needed to do some PR on himself, to stop being thought of as a dastardly meddling science wizard and instead become a beloved food wizard.
Get a 100 point power stone
get like 50 points into health stone
Fuck around with magic at the obelisk
turn a milk golem into icecream
pancakes fucking everywhere