October 29th, 2020
156 Days
since the local caffeine addict, Remington "Remy" Sanders has been last spotted
if you have any knowledge of his whereabouts, please call his best friend, October "Toby" Sanders, at 1-800-WHERETHEDUMBBITCHAT thats 1-800-WHERETHEDUMBBITCHAT
"Knowing him he's probably lost, on fifty shots of espresso and yelling about how "nature can honestly get fucked"," October admitted in an interview, after describing Remington to the press.












