#sleep farting

[pony-central]

Daily ShrugFriend - Sick Boyfriend and DrugFriend Have a Discussion

DrugFriend: Alright, Sick Boyfriend. We need to talk. Immediately.

Sick BF: Huh. About what?

DrugFriend: Your sleep farting.

Sick BF: My what now? 🤨

DrugFriend: *sighs* Sick Boyfriend, I know how much our intimacy means to you... But can you PLEASE stop farting every single night? 😟

Sick BF: Buddy, calm down. It's only flatulence -

DrugFriend: That you let out an hour after intimate moments.

Sick BF: DrugFriend, it's not my fault.

DrugFriend: You sure about that?

Sick BF: OK. So, MAYBE I do tend to fart in my sleep. But, I don't see anyone else sleep farting. 😊

DrugFriend: It's kind of what we need to discuss with Sick Girlfriend. And Penelope.

Sick BF: *embarrassed* Oh, no. The girls CANNOT find out about my sleep farting! 😫

DrugFriend: And why not?

Sick BF: Because... I'll be embarrassed. 😳

[textsfromunclewalter]

Stupid Snorks.

Uncle Walter, sleep talking. Immediately after letting out a loud, smelly, 10 second long fart.

[tinyowlnonsense]

why do white boys fart in their sleep so much omg

[sweetiepete]

One of my cats is farting in their sleep and it smells so bad. Oh my god.

[blahblahblahsleep]

There's no easy way to say this, but the only thing recorded last night was a really loud fart.

[bugburglar]

my mom is farting in her sleep and the walls are so thin that I can here it

[m99darkdefender]