#sleepwelljudas

[prncessss]

#THIS IS SO NOT NECESSARY? #LIKE NO? #RE: BIANCA STARK #[ PRINCESS ]

[bonniibel]

sleepwelljudas ;

           ❝   mister stark ?                                                  should i tell  S H I E L D   that you're indisposed ? ❞ 

[tellthewolvesimhomex]

♠ noshame

In retrospect, Allison should have knocked.But how was she supposed to know thatshe was going to walk in on this? It waseight in the god damned morning! Shehad ended up crashing on his couch, okay,a day of hanging out for too long, eating toomuch popcorn and watching too many movies.She was kind of comatose by the last one,so a nap was in order. If she slept the wholenight, well, Tony hadn't woken her up.                    But it was eight and she was hungry.                     And his kitchen? Utterly useless. Everything                    was too high tech for her. Who the fuck used                    electric stoves? You can't even control the                    temperatures correctly. Ridiculous. And his                    microwave had a complex time set-up, toaster                    covered in buttons. It probably exploded if                     you pressed the wrong thing.                                        And he didn't even have any fucking cereal.          She just wanted to ask, okay? She          just wanted to as if she was missing          something, if his kitchen came with          an instruction manual, if she should          just buy breakfast and come back.So Allison cracks open the doorjust as she hears a small sound,and thinks he might be snoring.She doesn't want to bother him, then, but the door's already mostlyopen, and she just-—she looks up,tries not to stare, because he's-—                                                            oh my god.       “Oh my god.”

                              It's a panicked, squeaked sort of sound,                              and her ears are definitely red, because                              he's basting the turkey and she's just                               kind of standing. Watching. Not really,                               not, not purposely, okay, she's not that                              creepy, but it's—-it's a shock. She's frozen.                    And when her bones finally decide to move                    Allison's slamming the door shut, eyes wide,                    mouth sightly open with words that are trying                    to form but can't really find their way out.                                                            At least she didn't scream.                                                             Allison heard that hurts the ego.                                         Oh god. What if he hated her now.                                        How was she even supposed to-—                                        how were they going to act.                                         Normal. Just. Just act normal.                              It's just a body part. That he                              was. Touching. A lot.          Okay. Breakfast. She'd risk blowing           herself up with his toaster. That way,          if she died, she wouldn't have to deal          with the mortification. Good plan.

[tellthewolvesimhomex]

i love you for sending me memes

[nefariouslywhitney]

sleepwelljudas replied to your post:im just ugh i love these comics just before her...

please stop.

im going to bed you're so lucky

[nefariouslywhitney]

you two missed the daddykink last night

[itheillfated-archived]

Hope you have a good reason for breaking and entering into my lab.

[addictedtobeinghimself]

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