#sleightofhandjob

[letmebegaytodd]

*Danny devito voice* nice chahlies

Last charlies joke for awhile i promise asdgyhj

Bonus

[alpacalamamama]

that video with the chavs beating the shit outta each other with a chair for fun but its the scavengers

THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THAT VIDEO HOLY SH-

THE GUY CHUGGING THE BOTTLE THEN SMASHING IT ON THE GROUND.... TAKES A HIT FROM HIS JOINT AND THROWS IT, HIS FRIEND PICKS IT UP AND HITS IT....

GUY GETS HIT AND GOES HEAD FIRST INTO A BRICK WALL... GUY WITH THE CHAIR IN THE TIGHT FITTING BOOTY SPORT SHORTS.....

IM........ this DEF has scav energy holy shit.... misfires the one getting beat with the chair... it’s hard to say who’s the one doing the actual beating, I can see the rest of the scavs lining up for the opportunity

x (<—link to vid)

[vault-candy]

@sleightofhandjob boy Hank. He just loves them monster pups.

[lesbianshepard]

absolutely enraged at ur tag calling artemis fowl young sheldon but only because i didnt think of it first

[letmebegaytodd]

wow ok how have i been following u all this time and didnt know u were so pretty

that's very sweet of you, thank you!

[timelessmulder]

sleightofhandjob replied to your post: also i wish tf had a straight up horror story and...

if only hasbro would hire me

god same

i wish i had more inspiration to write tf fic again bc im in a major horror mood

[timelessmulder]

sleightofhandjob replied to your post: i keep thinking about that woman who is on one of...

theyre just Like That :/

straight people will see a gay couple even a fictional one and say “what good friends” and i swear to god.

[letmebegaytodd]

*danse voice* hrrrrnnghhh sentinel, im trying to sneak around but im Dummy Thicc and the clap of my ass keeps alerting the synth patrollers

You know what I was having a pretty good day, I ate some spring rolls, I didn't fuck up my eyeliner too much, and then you sent me this ask and every single bad decision I've ever made combined itself into a corporeal form and punched me in the face