#slgen24

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anyway, one incredibly long, uncomfortable, and no-frills-at-all flight later...the boys land in selvadorada. and it seems aidyn bought the wrong package because they were plopped down somewhere in the forest with a machete and a prayer. time for a jungle advenchur!

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hit the slopes, beauford. beau took his ass to yukimatsu to start SHREDDINNNNN.

Beau: hey this is a bad ide-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

he soothed the pain of his...pain with a big ass pot of nabe. hey, the adrenaline and racing down a mountain on a flimsy snowboard will really work you! ole boy needs those calories back.

Beau: i've broken...my everything bone...

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swimming for just an hour in wakabamori's river can bring you inner peace, calm, physical activity...that is, if you actually SWIM IN IT. AIDYN.

Aidyn: what? who's to say what swimming isn't. what if swimming is standing in place and letting the algal bloom slosh gently against you? closed-minded ass bitches fr.

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time to crack on with the sightseer aspiration. a fairly low barrier to entry with getting a simmi capsule. what's that, forty simoleons?

...forty simoleons down THE DRAIN omfg fuck this rigged-ass vending machine bro, the ultimate gacha grift

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Beau: what do you think you're doing in my rental?

Aidyn: your rental? yeah, I don't think so. I can show you my booking here, and after that, you're gonna go.

Beau: well, I'll show you mine. I've been planning this trip for months now, and you're not going to be the thing that ruins it.

Aidyn: you can kiss my fucking ass.

Beau: (sigh) why don't we take this up with airbnb, then? and then local police if you wanna continue being like this.

Aidyn: no. you. can kiss. my ass.

Beau: ...alright. you're pleasant, aren't you?

Aidyn: no. i'm a dick and you're pissing me off severely.

Beau: wow. no way. i couldn't tell.

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beau's not the only one: aidyn also took himself out there to begin his rock-climbing journey. it helps that he was already fit before he started...

Aidyn, sweating horrendously and panting: light...work...AAGHH...

...something beau obviously appreciated.

Aidyn: can i help you?

Beau: ...

Aidyn: scooter.

Beau: hmm? sorry, didn't hear you--i was lost in your incredible tits.

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aidyn and beau share a wall with the akiyama family. unfortunately for whatever fuckin reason, they are able to phase through the fences in their backyard and just like...be all in their shit.

Aidyn: ...like there has to be a law against this.

Akiyama Kado: no trust me man. i know the law. i've been here my whole life. it's totally fine to do your neighbour's laundry and also eat their food.

Aidyn: you WHAT?

Kado: whoaaahh sensing a lil animosity here, man.

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one day, aidyn got an incredible deal of dubious quality when browsing the Sketchy Side of the internet.

Aidyn: scooter. look at this. flights to "a jungle adventure" for dirt cheap. an "archaeological experience" in "the lost lands of the omsicans". let's go.

Beau: aidyn, that's a crazy idea. what if we die?

Aidyn: bold of you to assume that i will ever die. anyway, it's a guided tour, and you're being very obtuse. flight is on thursday. bring comfortable socks. it will be a long journey.

Beau: fuckin...what?!