#slicked back

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A trip to the barbershop is like going to the spa. You can just relax and let another man take control for a while, and you come out looking like a classic gentleman to top it off

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Every so often, a man enters the barbershop in desperate need for a complete transformation. Long hair, shaggy beard, all of it will need to go in order for the man to achieve his true potential

Once the barber starts working his magic, the man can say goodbye to his old look. Snipping at his beautiful locks, buzzing away at the man he once was, he'll come out a brand new man

By the finishing touches, he has fully embraced the transformation he's going through. A healthy amount of shiny pomade is applied to keep his new cut firmly in place

The barber steps back, admiring his latest creation. A paragon of traditional male beauty, a dapper gentleman is born

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How long ago did you get your hair cut ? Might be time for a trip to the barbershop

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every strand of hair tamed into submission, flat against your scalp, saturated with shining pomade. That's how you should show up to work every day

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A well put together man with a classic slicked haircut projects many qualities that an employer looks for : conformity, dedication, hard-work, self-sacrifice. He'll automatically be at ease if you show up looking professional

Whether you're looking for a job, a promotion, or want to be in your boss's good graces, put the odds in your favor and slick up, boy

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The urge to run his fingers through your hair is omnipresent, to grab it, to ruin it. But your Boss knows his employees must look impeccable in the office

Maybe he'll call you to his office after office hours and indulge in his urges then

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Be a good boy and slick up for your Boss

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You thought your boss was just joking when he gave you a warning last time you showed up to work without having done your hair

"Clearly he wasn't joking" you thought as a security guard shoved you into a chair in your boss's office. He scooped an entire can of pomade and started applying it to your scalp. The sensation was like nothing you'd ever felt before, the thick coat of shiny product cementing your hair in place

When your boss was finally done, what you had on your head could hardly he described as hair anymore. More like a sealed shell of gleaming hair product encasing your scalp. Fuck, you definitely should start taking your boss seriously

"By the way" Your boss interrupted your thoughts "The product i used is permanent. Now i won't have to remind you to show up looking office appropriate"