Apr 6, 2015
Proving that I am the best child ever
When buying things for my parents I make sure that I still get some form of payment from them
No, not money
Something even better
1. Ask them to star in a short recording
2. Tell them to repeat the words:
“Dear *insert siblings name here* I am announcing that *insert your own name* is the best son/daughter in the whole of human history. Ever.”
3. USE THIS MASTERPIECE AGAINST THEM FOREVER
Honestly the uses of this are infinite and highly beneficial for yourself