🍆🍺🥂 ✨🌹🌎 (sam)
Send 🍆 to see what pick up line they would use to try to bone your muse.
“Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.”
Send 🍺 to see if my muse would take your muse to the back alley of the Stinky Pete.
If he didn’t think it would lead to James downright murdering Sam? Yes, yes he would. No hesitation, just against the wall. Would likely end in a brawl with James after though.
Send 🥂 to get a drink with my muse at the Underworld.
“Remind me again, why can’t we just get a drink at the Bare Necessity?” He sighed. “They’re free and there’s none of this godawful music.”
Send ✨ to see what my muse thought of your muse in the old world.
Not much of? Honestly, their paths never crossed. Big Bad would have probably thought of him as a nuisance more than anything else. Unless he’d be down to help him catch some pigs, those assholes.
Send 🌹 for my muse to pick up flowers for your muse at the Watering Can.
“I bought some flowers from your girlfriend,” he said, placing the daisies in his hand. “So, cheer up. I don’t like seeing you this upset.”
Send 🌎 to see what my muse thinks of your muse now.
Lobo has a soft spot for Sam. Whether he believes it or not, he is a good person and seems incredibly... alone. Lobo has always been a solitary creature, but he has always had his “family” and he has a habit of picking up strays, so he does not have the heart to turn him out. He just wants the guy to be happy. Also, he really does have a very sweet ass.
ask meme: curse edition
