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Maybe It’s because I’m not really outside or maybe it’s because I’m not that attractive, but the concept of having a “roster” is so foreign to me. WDYM you open up your phone and there’s like seven dudes gnawing at the bit for you to text them back?? Where do these suitors come from??

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Rolin Jones was actually walking around with that beat up copy of TVL at press events specifically to play in all of our faces, because parading that worn out book around while barely even tapping into the events of said book is a cartoonish kind of evil.

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My outfit for MCR Philly! What a dream come true finally getting to see them live 🖤

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Is it cool to make no sense? Is it hip to be vague?

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Coworker who’s pushing 80 came into the break room to clock out of her shift and went “do you think I have time to wee-wee? Should I go pee-pee?”

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They don’t tell you that your quarter life crisis will involve spending long periods of time thinking about what your cutiemark would be

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🪦 “Take care, have fun, yea, smoke pot ,cool”🪦

Hello pls take these Popia photos from the look I did instead of sleeping the other night

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It’s been a million years since I posted a photo of myself on here so here’s me ft. My friends dirty mirror (he/him)