#slippery when moist

[theuncannyandi]

I can stay up all hours and write now, No snoring keeping me up at night now

No alarm to wake me at 6am, it’s true, My apartment’s very clean without you

garfunkel and oates album cover drawings 2/3 🤍 ✊✌️

[iamtryingtobelieve]

Everybody Googles each other Everybody does their Facebook research Its how we get to know one another To make sure that you don’t have cats

[iamtryingtobelieve]

One, Two, Three I fucking hate you, you fucking liar

[real-mimikyu]

i redrew this album cover as me and my friend! the background isnt that great, but i did my best.. 

i think im gonna try and make this a thing where every now & then, i redraw album covers i like as me & my friends

[iamtryingtobelieve]

You say hello and I say hello back You say it’s nice to see me again (crap!)

This conversation just keeps going Want to get through this without you knowing You can see it in my eyes My calculating bullshit lies You look at me so appalled 'Cause I don't recognize you at all

Now am I an asshole or are you just boring? 'Cause one of these two things must be true Am I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly cunty? Or is there just nothing memorable about you? Well, even if I'm arrogant and totally suck I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as fuck

I don't know who you are I don't have a freaking clue So get a catchphrase, get an accent Fuck your face up with a tattoo

Okay, so fine, so now you know That I don't know, so there you go You don't even look a little familiar to me And I blame you I blame you

I'm willing to bet This happens to you a lot This can't be the first Blank stare that you've got

You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage You're camouflage on camouflage You're a dumb white guy on Entourage You've chosen no form of expression Yet expect to make an impression

Now am I a shithead or are you just blech? Hey, I think that question is pretty fair! Now you're looking at me like I just drop-kicked a baby But I won't remember you anyway, so I don't care You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag So fix the situation or wear a name tag

I don't know who you are Not even a little bit So carry nunchucks, adopt a black kid To make people give a shit

Okay, so fine, so now you know That I don't know, so there you go You don't even look a little familiar to me And I blame you I blame you I blame you I blame you

And I blame you

[iamtryingtobelieve]

Don’t stop being cool!

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I'm willing to bet this happens to you a lot: this can't be the first blank stare that you've got.

You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage; you're a Honda Accord in a parking garage; you're camouflage on camouflage; you're a dumb white guy on Entourage.

You've chosen no form of expression, yet expect to make an impression.